You have been sentenced to die... No really..

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kikon9

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krazykidd said:
Guillotine . Quick and painless ( i think ). The thought of being shot terrifies me . Although , with a firing squad , theres guys with blanks so for the rest of their days they will be wondering who killed me . But i'll stick with guillotine.
I feel I should say that the guillotine isn't very quick and painless, the head retains consciousness for about twelve seconds after being lopped off. Do you really want that?

OT: I'd choose to die of old age. Kind of obvious when you think about it.
 

ArbiterX13

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Spontaneous combustion...on a nuclear level. If I'm going, you better believe people are going with me.
 

chadachada123

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Mine would be a mission to Mars, one-way, with enough food and supplies to last at least until I get there and then the stuff to make basically permanent life on the planet for the foreseeable future.

That or The Awesome, taking cheese wire, wrapping it around my neck, securing it to a building, gluing my hands to my head, and then jumping off, decapitating myself and giving the impression of having yanked my own head off. Oh, and it has to be done on live television.
 

KingofallCosmos

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it would be fun to have a conversation with the fellow, no matter the way I die :)

..in before monty python sketch?
 

NoOne852

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Where was that euthanesia roller coaster thread?... Cause that would be my choice (assuming it was made)

Getting your head cut off doesn't result in instant death. For a few seconds, you still have oxygen flowing in your brain and all those nerves are still active. Unless you drift into unconsiousness directly after the decapitation, you are going to (breifly) be in a world of hell. However, I could very well be wrong, but from piecing together various sources of what I assume is proffesionally made information, the previous conclusion is made. Please do correct me if I am wrong, as I do not wish to carry on with false information.
 

DarkRyter

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Execution by dragon.

It's gonna take some crazy genetic engineering, but if they actually do accomplish it within my lifetime, I will have taken part in the creation of dragons.
 

godofallu

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I'd just ask for a quick gunshot to the heart. It keeps my face in one piece, is quick and painless, and is something they might actually agree to.
 

Luke5515

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Jadak said:
Luke5515 said:
Or jumping out of a plane, and shooting myself before I splat.
What would be the point of shooting yourself?
So I don't feel the pain of landing, or if I survive. It would be close to the ground though.
 

WanderingFool

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Firing squad... made of Imperial Stormtroopers Marksmanship Academy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy] graduates...
 

Bobbity

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If you've seen Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, you'll know exactly how I want to go. :p
 

Soushi

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Gidiel167 said:
death by snu-snu?
And just like that i don't need to see anything else on this forum as there is nothing else to say. Well done sir.
 

Zenomorph

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I would want to get thrown out of a plane at as high an altitude as possible IF I'M GONNA DIE I'M GONNA SUPERMAN THROUGH IT!
 

Reaper195

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By telling me that I am free to go and then killing me in my sleep that evening after some great scripted events (Random attractive women is shagged, night out with mates, etc). Only person who doesn't know what's going on is me. That's how I'd take it.
 

chiggerwood

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Dressed in a space suit covered in North Korean, or Iranian symbols, set on fire and thrown out of an airplane over an major U.S. city.