You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[artanis_neravar]

Look right into their eyes and say "Wow I think about you and you show up" and then give a slow deliberate wink

 

[TriggerOnly]

hold on be with you in a minute...or two.

Quick PULL MY HAIR!

can you say my name slowly....

DUCK!

Oh good your here, can you hold this for me ?

do you need something?

Are you just going to stand there or help ?

Did you bring a bis-kit ?

 

[noxymoron19]

Fire off an inspirational movie quote

"I see in your eyes, the same fear, that would take the heart of me!"

 

[Slenn]

Hehe... it's hard to catch me in the first place. For one I'm usually lying in bed with the covers over me in the dark with just my brain photoshopping some cool fantasy instead of looking at the computer screen.

If my dad ever caught me, he wouldn't be surprised. If my roommate ever caught me, I'd apologize sincerely and then politely ask him to go away for a moment before I finish my climax. ;P

 

[icame]

Finish what I'm doing... Like a boss.

Look 'em in the eye and finish like a boss.

Ironically I have a funny story to accompany this post. I was wrapping up my "business" and my friend (female, never seen me do this before) walks in and sees me at my computer. I hear her come in the room while me headphones were on. I don't turn around and say, "Wow, this is awkward" without missing a beat (no pun intended). Ironically now she is my girlfriend.

Would you like your internet high five today, or at another scheduled time?

 

[FoolKiller]

Depending on the attractiveness of roommate walking in, I would ask them to join me.

 

[xmbts]

Use my incredible anxiety induced reaction time to yank my pants up and pretend it never happened.

 

[LadyRhian]

I lock my door first. No chance of being walked in on that way. That's my contingency plan.

 

[DkLnBr]

This. They wouldnt know what to do after that.

 

[Kyle Meadows]

I would turn to them and say, "I'm glad you're here; my arm was starting to hurt."

 

[JakBandit2208]

I blame it on the Alcohol.

 

[HentMas]

"WTF ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!? DON´T YOU KNOCK!?! GTF OUT RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT!!!" all while fumbling to minimize the asorted selection of "hentai" "videos" and stuff like that, i tend to open like 5 windows of porn once i start....

it has happened before... several times... i always always lock my door when i get in my room, but for some reason i forget about it when i´m going to have some "me" time...

maybe i´m a closet exhibitionist...

 

[HentMas]

hold on be with you in a minute...or two.

Quick PULL MY HAIR!

can you say my name slowly....

DUCK!

Oh good your here, can you hold this for me ?

do you need something?

Are you just going to stand there or help ?

Did you bring a bis-kit ?

dude... you just made my day, i laughed loud and sound to this... i can imagine my self doing that haha

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Continue.

...sure, it's not original, but you know what, they'll either look away and leave in disgust or watch and get some kind of sick pleasure from it. Either way, when you start the gravy train, there's no point in stopping...

 

[Ekibiogami]

Quoting a Friend... Look him in the eyes, and Finish.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I usually do my "thing" when everyone is asleep so I know for a fact that I won't be bothered.

Also my contingency plan is to wear the headphones half way so I can hear both sides. =P

OT though I would say: "Let me finish damn it then well talk!".

 

[twaddle]

My boyfriend is the only person that could walk in on me in this flat, and that'd just mean I wouldn't need my fingers to finish :3

you win the thread

 

[blankedboy]

While still masturbating, Stare at them and walk slowly forward with my eyes wide open and my head cocked to the side stopping inches away from their face...

kinda like this... but even more homoerotic...
[img height= 300]http://www.houseofpain3.com/wlsnews/images/Kennelly_Mendelson_Stare_Down.jpg[/img]

And thinner, right?
[sub][sub][sub]Pretty please?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Do this:


Skip to 2:30 to see what I'm talking about.