You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[noble cookie]

Well, are you just gonna stand there and watch or are you gonna give me a hand?

 

[seleucus]

lean over and pretend i have a stomachache

 

[CobraX]

Well it's too late to turn back now....

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Sing "Loving you" at them and go all crosseyed.

 

[beer_nuts]

these are not the droids your looking for.

 

[BakaSmurf]

"Aaaaand Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, will always, love yooooooooooooooooooou..."

 

[Skratt]

Either learn to knock or next time its your shoes!

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

"Aaand... it's all over your face."

 

[jhlip]

Go into the Masturbation protection program. Get a new job, home, identity and everything.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Say "'Nam was hell on us all, son", and then have a flashback, weirding them out, so they leave.

 

[Dusquad]

Probably just say "This is your bed and I would likely want to burn them."

 

[staika]

Do what any normal sane person would do, finish mah business then leave and blow up the house to destroy any witnesses

 

[ezeroast]

well my house mates ex is the only one in the house atm. I'd just point a finger gun at her, shoot her a wink and say "heres thinking of you baby!" and finish up.

hmm Firefox wanted to correct my spelling of heres to herpes... (how does it know)

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Well I'd probably go something along the lines of "Excuse me? Can I have a bit of privacy? I'm trying to finish something here."

Although depending upon who it is, I might just stare at them and finish, just to creep them out. That's right, I'm not the one who's gonna be embarrassed in this situation.

 

[theultimateend]

I wouldn't break eye contact and finish.

I was going to say this.

It's not true but it's a REALLY funny visual in my mind.

 

[Ickorus]

Make eye contact, finish.

 

[Vern5]

"Leave now. I will not be held responsible for friendly fire"

 

[proctorninja2]

depends on the person like if it was a non-relative female then honestly wouldnt care for all others cover up but dont deny it