You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Umm... think you've got the wrong person, lol

Yeah... that's what I get for not reading the name.
You have the same avatar.

Lol.. sorry

Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!

OT: Jump out a window.

I'm sorry.
I'm a lover not a fighter... can't we just all live in peace? ^.^

 

[masher]

Remove -all- evidence. -Amputate-.

 

[Feralcentaur]

...Get a new lock.

 

[Ein987]

Say: "It was you!" Jump out the window, set fire to the place, and walk away.

 

[nothinghere]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This is for fighting, this is for fun"

Chucky! I used to be scared of that doll, I loved the child's play series though

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!

OT: Jump out a window.

I'm sorry.
I'm a lover not a fighter... can't we just all live in peace? ^.^

If my mind skipped directly to a threeway with twins, does that makes me a bad person? >_>

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I refer to Insanity Wolf for all my problems.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!

OT: Jump out a window.

I'm sorry.
I'm a lover not a fighter... can't we just all live in peace? ^.^

If my mind skipped directly to a threeway with twins, does that makes me a bad person? >_>

Nope just means your head is in the gutter... welcome, it's fun down here, lol

 

[steeple]

Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!

OT: Jump out a window.

I'm sorry.
I'm a lover not a fighter... can't we just all live in peace? ^.^

If my mind skipped directly to a threeway with twins, does that makes me a bad person? >_>

yes, it does, but that doesnt mean you're alone...

OT: well, the only people who could catch me right now, in 3:14 am in my room are my parents and brother, so that would be "oh.... shit..."

if anyone else comes, it would probably be "oh wait what? shit!"

 

[ShockValue]

OT: Jump out a window.

Make sure to make sure there's no Admiral outside. x3

Well you would cushion my fall >.>

Umm... think you've got the wrong person, lol

Yeah... that's what I get for not reading the name.
You have the same avatar.

Lol.. sorry

Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!

OT: Jump out a window.

I'm sorry.
I'm a lover not a fighter... can't we just all live in peace? ^.^

Fair enough >.< Guess I'll have to take it out on the Admiral ;D

 

[placebodreams]

Maintain eye contact.

 

[Jim-a-Lim]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron man

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Nope just means your head is in the gutter... welcome, it's fun down here, lol

Thank you miss. And here I was thinking I was royalty of that particular kingdom.

Well you would cushion my fall >.>

Fair enough >.< Guess I'll have to take it out on the Admiral ;D

Mind in the gutter, remember.

 

[ShockValue]

Well you would cushion my fall >.>

Fair enough >.< Guess I'll have to take it out on the Admiral ;D

Mind in the gutter, remember.

I didn't mean it like that.
>.>
.<

 

[BabySinclair]

"Well I'm ready to go, wanna join?" GF is in the room.

 

[Kamaitachi]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This is for fighting, this is for fun"

Full metal jacket, woooo.

Um, depends who, if my significant other walked In I doubt she'd complain TOO much, but if it was like my friend or a family member I'd probably throw the towel I have right now around me, bend my legs and bring them above my waist by sitting on my bed in order to hide the boner slightly

see, it's handy when I thought of this 5 minutes ago.

 

[Bob the frantic]

"You can either stay there and watch me finish or leave and pretend it never happened. Make a choice and make it quick, I'm in the middle of something"

 

[Laser Priest]

Greet the room intruder casually and make small talk while I continue about my business.

 

[scarfacetehstag]

lock eye contact and continue