Damn... you beat me to every joke I'm going to make on these threads, lolBara_no_Hime said:
Secondly I'd just say 'What you were sleeping and I was bored... care to help me?'
You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!
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Secondly I'd just say 'What you were sleeping and I was bored... care to help me?'
Living alone. :3
Though hypothetically, assuming it is someone "I could see myself in", I'd just say;
Care to help?
Though hypothetically, assuming it is someone "I could see myself in", I'd just say;
Care to help?
Thanks for being a ninja Shock ;_;AnkaraTheFallen said:Damn... you beat me to every joke I'm going to make on these threads, lol
Secondly I'd just say 'What you were sleeping and I was bored... care to help me?'
Umm... think you've got the wrong person, lolAdmiral Stukov said:Living alone. :3
Though hypothetically, assuming it is someone "I could see myself in", I'd just say;
Care to help?
Thanks for being a ninja Shock ;_;AnkaraTheFallen said:Damn... you beat me to every joke I'm going to make on these threads, lol
Secondly I'd just say 'What you were sleeping and I was bored... care to help me?'
Yeah... that's what I get for not reading the name.AnkaraTheFallen said:
You have the same avatar.
While still masturbating, Stare at them and walk slowly forward with my eyes wide open and my head cocked to the side stopping inches away from their face...
kinda like this... but even more homoerotic...
[img height= 300]http://www.houseofpain3.com/wlsnews/images/Kennelly_Mendelson_Stare_Down.jpg[/img]
kinda like this... but even more homoerotic...
[img height= 300]http://www.houseofpain3.com/wlsnews/images/Kennelly_Mendelson_Stare_Down.jpg[/img]
Actually just had this situation this morning, funnily enough. I had the door locked, and my brother actually gets a piece of silverware to jimmy the lock open to jimmy it open (didn't notice the sounds as I was...busy xD).
I get presentable, walk out in the room and promptly ask him if "I need a fucking neon sign above my door that I'm masturbating for you to respect the locked door!?"
Don't think I'll have that problem anymore hopefully, but he's a slow learner lol
I get presentable, walk out in the room and promptly ask him if "I need a fucking neon sign above my door that I'm masturbating for you to respect the locked door!?"
Don't think I'll have that problem anymore hopefully, but he's a slow learner lol
People around these parts tend to know to give me a call before they come over. >.> On the off chance someone did I would probably just say "You shoulda called ahead, go away and lemme finish." then carry on. My mom has been blessed with a sixth sense that lets her know not to come into the downstairs apartment and my dad never comes down here so I don't need to worry about that to much.
Obviously this means we must now fight to the death!AnkaraTheFallen said:
OT: Jump out a window.
The library is not the best place for this kind of thing. What was I thinking masturbating there? And I guess I would stop. I'm sure it would ruin the moment
Look 'em in the eye and finish like a boss.El Poncho said:
Ironically I have a funny story to accompany this post. I was wrapping up my "business" and my friend (female, never seen me do this before) walks in and sees me at my computer. I hear her come in the room while me headphones were on. I don't turn around and say, "Wow, this is awkward" without missing a beat (no pun intended). Ironically now she is my girlfriend.