You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[Daniel Yarbrough]

yah... you can consider this my two week notice

 

[Mr. Google]

Well no ones walked in on me jerking off. id probably just really awkwardly be like oh uhm...hi... But one time i was with my girlfriend and i was doing "things" to her and my mom started walking down the stairs. She started freaking out and tried putting her clothes on and i grabbed a blanket and ripped her down onto the couch with me so i had to talk to my mom for 3 minutes with my 75% naked girlfriend on top of me. That was a good story that we still laugh about

 

[RatRace123]

Well considering I'm in my bed and the computer's right in front of me, this hypothetical is actually a pretty common occurence. (Just kidding...mostly)
I'd just try to cover up with a blanket or my shirt or something and say something that's hopefully more distracting.

 

[SailorShale]

Quickly close the pictures of kittens on my screen with one hand, and zip up with the other hand.

 

[Samechiel]

It depends entirely on who walked in on me and how attractive they are.

 

[Casual Shinji]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun.

This is for fighting, this is for fun"

 

[Tibike77]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

"Way Too Drunk Man to Be a Superhero 2" ?

 

[thiosk]

Look them dead in the eye.

And continue.

 

[Daniel Yarbrough]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

"Way Too Drunk Man to Be a Superhero 2" ?

"Way too Drunk Man to Be a Superhero 1" (-:

 

[Mad1Cow]

...never really considered a contingency plan to be honest...really should come up with one.



Ok...so, my roomate walks in...he'd probably never let me live it down...I'm thinking along the lines of pity...like, "OMG MY EX GF WAS FLAUNTING HER STUFF AT ME AND I COULDN'T RESIST, I'M AN AWFUL, AWFUL MAN!!!"

Now all I have to do is find a way to explain why I was looking at gay porn...

That is a tricky one. May I recommend those mind-wipe things from Men in Black?

Oh geez that's a good one...let's try that scenario...

M: "-I'M AN AWFUL, AWFUL MAN!!!"

R: "Well I'm just gonna order some pizza the-"
M: "FLASHY TIME!"

R: "...woah...I...where am I? What happened? Why...why do you have your cock out...AND WHAT'S THAT ON THE COMPUTER!?!"

Yeah knowing me that's something like it would turn out...I'm gonna look for a plan B though...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I wouldn't break eye contact and finish.

This. Honestly, it's not as though doing that would make getting caught jacking it even more embarrassing. Hell, it'd probably make for an interesting story.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Way Too Drunk Man 2 ?

Nah, its Way Too Drunk Man 1!

 

[SailorShale]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron Man.

 

[AlexiVolkov]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron Man...

I'd finish up in silence looking directly at whoever caught me.

 

[T-Bone24]

Maintain unflappable eye contact and continue. If they learn one thing from the experience, it will be to knock.

 

[Diablo2000]

"Well... Erm... Look behind you a three headed monkey!"

 

[Red Right Hand]

Finish.

 

[jawakiller]

Quickly close the pictures of kittens on my screen...

YES! I love it.

I just ask them if they know of any good porn sites. If they want to stay? I ask them if they could help me finish. Ya know, lend a helping hand.