You have just met your clone.

[NeverKnowsBest]

Punch him. Hard. He knows why.

 

[sofareal]

Plot to DESTROY the world, then task myself/clone to stop me
For the only one who can stop me from world destruction is....ME!!

 

[Xman490]

If female, sex.
If male, join forces to annoy people.
If this doesn't fit the question, BLAH.

 

[pearcinator]

So there are two of us.

*both put on black sunglasses and take out shotguns*

Let's take over the world.

I lol'd at this one.

As for me I dunno probably just start talking 2 him and then we can take turns studying

 

[electronicgoat]

Kill him and eat his heart. That's sure to have some interesting side effects, if not interesting moral repercussions.

 

[Faux Furry]

Besides doing the obvious 'Mirror, Mirror' routine (where the clone and the original both try to match each other's movements for some reason), I'd probably try to fake my clone out by claiming to be the clone's clone.

It'd go a little something like that scene in Stolen Identity 3 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az5ZPk-bpeU&feature=related].

 

[NDstephan]

2 words.

hand
jobs

 

[Electrogecko]

Brawl. Now.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Cut off his head.


THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

 

[vacerious]

When facing a clone, there wind up being only two real decisions to make: Kill your clone or have sex with them. You certainly can't just "be friends" with them because they are you. Any other activity beside a deathmatch or 8-hour "activity session" would become too boring too quickly.

For me, I'd sleep with my clone. I happen to know for a fact that I'm the only perfect lover for me.

 

[daftalchemist]

As promised, I take her home and make out with her in front of my (our?) boyfriend.

 

[kypsilon]

Discuss how vastly different our lives must have been and note the differences. He might be a clone, but that doesn't mean he knows everything I do.

 

[v3n0mat3]

"WHAT HAS SCIENCE DOOOOONE?!"

Then proceed to shoot him in the face.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Attempt to find out who cloned me when I wasn't looking and if there are any more of me running around. After that, co-op gaming with myself, fun.

 

[GingieAle]

Have crazy shenanigans together (mostly with video games). I've always wanted a clone!

 

[Slenn]

I believe this song is necessary:

 

[Mannayz]

Have a long debate discussing the state of humanity, following it up with some multiplaya' gamin' and then plotting to destroy the world.

And then one of us would try to find a way to spontaneously change our gender and have "a long night".

 

[game-lover]

Hm... After lots of panicking and all...

I'd want them to tell me everything about their life until now. See how it is. Maybe it's completely different, like a mini parallel universe!

Maybe she's in college. Maybe she's not a virgin. Maybe she's fucking rich as hell. I'd have to check. And of course see if we could switch places for a while or so.

Just because.

 

[NeoShinGundam]

First, ascertain if he is actually a mirror universe doppelganger. The simple test of "Does he shove a blood knife into my hand and then run away?" Oops! Looks like he just did.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I've always wanted a clone of me! It would be all sorts of fun and awesome! Two of me would be very dangerous