You have one free punch.

[Brendan Stepladder]

Captain Falcon.
I would therefore absorb his Falcon Punch Highlander-style and thereby become ruler of the known universe.

 

[Pharsalus]

The Biebs, in the name of spite, jealousy, and good music.

 

[The Madman]

George Lucas, because he deserves it!

 

[Ruedyn]

Geralt of Rivia, for his Ponytail, and making me pay money to get rid of the thing.

 

[uneek]

I can't believe nobody has said this so far.

Justin Bieber.

That's because they were trying to be original.

 

[SidheKnight]

Fred Phelps.

No explanation needed.

 

[someguy2300]

Charlie Sheen. Just give up Charlie, geez.

 

[geK0]

The queen of England during a very publicized event (missed the diamond jubilee, damn it!).

Not because I have anything against the Queen Elizabeth, but I'd absolutely love to see the public's reaction to the queen being decked in the face by a random stranger while nobody does a damned thing about it.

 

[LetalisK]

Phasmal, since she wants to punch me. >.>

A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

Never thought about it like that...
I agree with him ^

Where is your avatar from? It looks familiar, but I can't place it and it's driving me nuts.

 

[geK0]

^

It's from super smash brothers

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Free punch, huh?

-drinks free punch-

Very nice, thanks for the punch!

I will also take the free punch. It sounds delicious. Besides, punching an actual person won't really help. Unless I can punch Hitler so hard I kill him (Spoiler Alert: I can't.) then I can't really improve anyone's lives. So I'll just look petty.

On the other hand, punch is delicious.

 

[Thatguyky]

I know what I'd do. I'd save it, and wait till death came around for me. I'd punch that ***** in the face! Even if I still died it would totally be worth it. Wherever you went you could go around and say you literally punched death in the face! Plus, ya know if he let you go that would be nice as well.

 

[AngelOfBlueRoses]

I would carry it around on a necklace and use it to threaten folks that were bothering me. "See this? Keep it up, and it's yours." A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

This reminds me of the Slap Bet from How I Met Your Mother. Marshall gets five and he can use them anytime he wants, so he spends an entire Thanksgiving torturing Barney with the inevitability that he's going to get slapped. And then on the Thanksgiving two years later, it's the same thing. Ohoho~

I like your plan, Dastardly. Too bad I'm using my punch on you! Ah ha!

 

[Rooster893]

Chad Kroeger from Nickelback. Oh, that would be so satisfying.

 

[bossfight1]

Well, first I'd build a kind of cross between brass knuckles and a gun, so I'd actually KILL with a punch.

Then I'd find Fred Phelps and say I was sent by God just to drive the WBC crazy with confusion and rage.

 

[Ldude893]

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA- North Korea officials have pointed fingers both South Korea and the United States for the mysterious 'punch' on Kim Jong Un on live national television that left the hermit country's political leader crippled for several days. South Korean spokesmen have denied any responsibility for the disembodied fist that struck the North Korean leader in the stomach. The American government, however, has yet to comment on the matter.
Analysts of the video observed that the fist, which appeared during the broadcast of the annual military parade of Kim Jong Un's birthday, "came out of thin air" the moment the camera was directed at Kim Jong Un's viewing booth and hit the supreme leader; disappearing the instant it touched the bottom of the leader's ribcage and sending him flying back several meters.

 

[Astoria]

The mother of the Kardashians. Everything I hear about them makes me more convinced that she's a manipualting woman who only had her kids so they'd be famous. I mean come on she started all their names with a K.

Either her or the ***** who tried to steal my boyfriend and ruined countless other relationships.

 

[rvbnut]

Yuffie. Yuffie-fucking-Kisaragi. I hate that little ***** so much :S