You have one free punch.

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

David Cameron. Also, I punch with hammers.

Sounds just like me! Sweet, sweet justice...

 

[Aprilgold]

My brother. Oh lord do I hate him, he thinks of me like I'm a fucking retard who can't do anything and that he thinks of himself as a mythical god-creature. His opinion is law despite it being borderline sexist, racist, homophobic and just plain stupid.

Let's see here...First,I'd put on a cestus. Then I'd go back in time,to the release date of Mass Effect 3. Then,I'd find the person who started the whole "Retake Mass Effect" noise. Then I'd rip out a full throttle straight to their throat,while wearing the cestus. This will be before they start the whole "Retake Mass Effect" thing,of course.

You do realize that it wanted to pay Bioware MORE money so that they could get a enjoyable ending right? Just so your aware, they wanted to pay bioware.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Gandhi.

He knows what he did.

 

[John Farrell]

Andrew Schlafly, Right-wing founder of Conservapedia, Christian fundamentalist and home school teacher. Johnny Cage-style.

 

[StBishop]

Joseph Kony *Trollface*

But realistically: some war criminal who I've never heard of.

 

[Kriptonite]

Phasmal, since she wants to punch me. >.>

A punch is waaaaaay more useful before it's thrown.

Never thought about it like that...
I agree with him ^

Where is your avatar from? It looks familiar, but I can't place it and it's driving me nuts.

Dastardly, or myself?

 

[Jailbird408]

Whoever cancelled DJ Hero 3D.
But not until I've put a wall of spikes right behind him.
And the girl behind My Immortal inbetween the spikes and the guy in charge of DJ Hero 3D.
And covered my fist in dirty pins. Pointing outward.

 

[Crazycat690]

This guy I know (names won't be given) because he's an annoying little shit who pesters everyone, is aware that he's pestering, and just doesn't care that he's a pain.
Plus, he looks like a vampire bulldog. An opportunity to make him swallow some teeth would make my year.

Oh yeah I know a guy like this, I was going to use my punch for some other bigger figure but now after reading this I'm sure this annnoying friend of mine deserve it much more!

Seriously.

This guy, he's in the groupd of friends I hang out with, granted he can be a good guy but he can also be the biggest dick you've ever seen! One time we hang out, just walking around in the group on town, and while we're just standing around he gets the brilliant idea to start throwing big sticks at the rest of us, saying he doesn't care about us as long as he's having fun because I qoute and no I'm not kidding; "because that's the satanist way, lol!". He also frequently beats up and chokes members in the group, once he almost made one of us pass out from choking just because he farted while walking past him! And the sick thing is that he claims to be a good christian and expects to get to heaven while saying I'm going to hell for being an atheist, I've asked about how he can think this after doing what he do he says: "Well, as long as you believe in God you'll be okay, i do so yeah".

I wish everyone would tell him to f*** off but it's not that easy, everyone has hanged out with him since many years back and as I said, he can be a good guy. It's not fully as bad as it sounds but this guy surely is a dick.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Jack Black or James Hetfield.

I've been making plans for years.

 

[King of Asgaard]

This guy I know (names won't be given) because he's an annoying little shit who pesters everyone, is aware that he's pestering, and just doesn't care that he's a pain.
Plus, he looks like a vampire bulldog. An opportunity to make him swallow some teeth would make my year.

Oh yeah I know a guy like this, I was going to use my punch for some other bigger figure but now after reading this I'm sure this annnoying friend of mine deserve it much more!

Seriously.

This guy, he's in the groupd of friends I hang out with, granted he can be a good guy but he can also be the biggest dick you've ever seen! One time we hang out, just walking around in the group on town, and while we're just standing around he gets the brilliant idea to start throwing big sticks at the rest of us, saying he doesn't care about us as long as he's having fun because I qoute and no I'm not kidding; "because that's the satanist way, lol!". He also frequently beats up and chokes members in the group, once he almost made one of us pass out from choking just because he farted while walking past him! And the sick thing is that he claims to be a good christian and expects to get to heaven while saying I'm going to hell for being an atheist, I've asked about how he can think this after doing what he do he says: "Well, as long as you believe in God you'll be okay, i do so yeah".

I wish everyone would tell him to f*** off but it's not that easy, everyone has hanged out with him since many years back and as I said, he can be a good guy. It's not fully as bad as it sounds but this guy surely is a dick.

Your friend just made me go:

 

[Bloodstain]

Ingrid Newkirk, Alice Schwarzer or the Pope.
Hmm...

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Theresa May, without question. She is absolutely incompetent and if my punch managed to put her out of action for a couple of weeks, I'd willingly go to prison as I'd be doing the country a favour.

I would personally visit the prison to thank you... She is the definition of a C U Next Tuesday...! :/

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

 

[AngloDoom]

Bill O'Reilly. I'm thankful that I live in a country where he isn't taken seriously by anyone. If I see a clip of him bellowing over logic and reason with snappy sayings and pulling on the heartstrings while addressing 'America' as if it was a child of his rather than a large population of individuals with differing opinions, well my pulse sky-rockets for an instant.

Just...blargh! I get angry that he's taken so seriously, but there's not enough punches to go around for the people who support him, so I'll take it out on his face.

EDIT -

On a more local scale, David Cameron. Students in England will never, and should never, forgive him. Using the words "I pledge" as a way to get into (some form of) power, only to make a total U-turn and go against everything you promised? What a fucking snake.

 

[Esotera]

I would personally visit the prison to thank you... She is the definition of a C U Next Tuesday...! :/

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

What's wrong with Assange? It's politically motivated and as soon as he gets to Sweden he's going to be extradited to the US where he could face the death penalty, all because rape can == sex without a condom in Sweden.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Fred Phelps. There. I only had to think for 5 seconds on that one.

 

[Drizzitdude]

Peter molyneux. No peter I dont want to hold the npc's hand I want awesome combat driven gameplay with an amazing story!

 

[silver wolf009]

obama. for lying about closing the american concentration camps and thus spitting on human rights as well as the nobel prize committee.

I think you're talking about Gitmo, right? And if so, I'll just play devil's advocate and say that it really wasn't his fault. From what I've gathered, he ran into some serious legal issues dealing with the host country, previous agreements between the two countries, and things like that. He did go in intending to close it, but he really just couldn't. Doesn't mean that's alright, and they should be closed ASAP, but as it stands, it doesn't appear to be very P. Well, at least that's the grasp of the situation I've gathered.

OT:

Fuck you and the orange jump coat you rode in on.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would personally visit the prison to thank you... She is the definition of a C U Next Tuesday...! :/

OT: Julian Motherfucking Assange... Just... well... he goddamn deserves it... Justice dodger... :/

What's wrong with Assange? It's politically motivated and as soon as he gets to Sweden he's going to be extradited to the US where he could face the death penalty, all because rape can == sex without a condom in Sweden.

But the bloke himself is a self-righteous prick who has no concern for international politics and national privicy... Also the laws of countries... Releasing classified documents is a major crime in many countries, and he had no right to do that... and now that he is dancing around being a twat and not facing up to his mistakes that he made I just want to floor him...

OT: Also, while we're on the subject... Rupert Murdoch deserves one too...

Disclaimer... I don't have anything against Aussies... just those 2 aussies... they are seriously bad aussies...! :/