You have the world to yourself...

[Harry Mason]

After mourning my dead friends and family? Run around Times Square naked before creating a feast of Vodka and pizza and setting up shop in a Gamestop.

Also i would find the houses of Republican pundits and pee on their beds.

 

[thatguy1]

Simple, snag a sports car and drive out to many parts of the world, observing nature in it's beauty. I will also try to find a dog to come with me on this expedition. Eventually I may kill myself but I want to do that first.

 

[EllEzDee]

Last PERSON? So there'd be animals? Then i'd become an ani-man, living in the wild and hunting with my teeth and shit. You know, when i'm not playing video games or sleeping in a comfortable bed...

 

[reyttm4]

As I was reading through these replies I saw one that said something to the effect of "Steal everything I've wanted". This automatically made me think that I could take all the sweet ass synths and drum machines I've ever wanted. But then I realized, why? I could play them all I wanted and create a master piece, but there would be no one to listen, no one to critique, it would feel hollow to me. This wouldn't only be the case with music though, I would lose the ability to be properly proud of anything, and anything creative I make would be a waste.
So that'd suck.

But until that happens I'd probably explore, and steal shit. Although I'd almost certainly have a loud speaker constantly blasting out music. I would not be able to take complete silence, I'd get far too paranoid.

 

[spartan231490]

So you wake up one morning, look out the window and nobody is around. Literally nobody. For whatever reason, you're the last person left in the entire world.

Which means you have your town and surrounding area just to do whatever you want with noone to stop you. Electricity, water, internet, everything is running normally, just with a lack of humans. Question is, what do you do?

Personally I would take my driver and some golf balls, find the tallest building in the town and see how far I smack it. If movies like I Am Legend have taught me anything, that's what you have to do first. After that, probably find the nicest car I can and see how fast I could take it.

Considering the fact that life alone is hardly life at all, probably jump off a cliff or something, enjoy the ride down.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I would go and...

1. Hoard every Game/DVD/Anime/Book I could get my hands on...
2. Download as much porn onto my IPod as I could (power is gonna be going out soon with no one to keep it going)...
3. Repeat step #2 with a few more IPods (it's gonna get lonely)...
4. Steal my friend's solar-powered IPod charger (no idea how, but he rigged it to work!)
5. Read/Watch/Play all the hoarded Games/DVDs/Anime/Books
6-13. Fap
14. General fuckin' around...
15. Off myself in an awesome way... Hopefully involving thermonuclear weapons...

... livin' the dream!

 

[shadow741]

Last person alive? Then I shall welcome my new insect overlords.
Captcha: nlines Cockfield

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

1. Stack books
2. Talk about how there is time enough at last to read them all
3. break glasses
4. Say "no, that's not fair"
5. Closing monologue
6. ???
7. SUICIDE!

Note, steps 6 and 7 are optional.

Brilliant!

OT: I don't know. Masturbate outside?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Games. Books. Anime. Manga.

And when I run out of that... I'll develop a talent. If I get tired of that... then I'd mind my business and make a living for myself with the land and stuff... then learn to build.
Then I'd be in minecraft irl!

 

[[.redacted]]

Wander the world, I guess.

All electricity and such would be down, I'm sure, or would be after a short while, so I guess I'd walk the earth 'till I died.

Sad existence, really.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Jesus...I...I don't know.

I'd get all the games I've been meaning to play.
Steal some clothes I want...go for a drive to some places...maybe a road trip around Europe?

Soon though...being THAT alone might just be a little too much; it's hard to imagine that situation.

Basically, I'd do all the obvious stuff...then die of either illness, accident, or suicide(Y).

 

[natster43]

Well first play some video games, do things on the internet, masturbate, and then probably kill myself after a few weeks because a life without anyone is a life not worth living.

 

[KaiusCormere]

go to NASA and see if i could manage to launch myself into space.

 

[Zaverexus]

1. Stack books
2. Talk about how there is time enough at last to read them all
3. break glasses
4. Say "no, that's not fair"
5. Closing monologue
6. ???
7. SUICIDE!

Note, steps 6 and 7 are optional.

You, sir. Are amazing.

OT:
Finally, FINALLY enjoy some peace and quiet.
Sleep, sleep, sleep.
Sit outside on a nice day and contemplate everything... I would probably do that for a long time.
Then I would walk around town and do whatever I felt like.

I honestly think this would be a very nice and relaxing world.

 

[TheGuiggleMonster]

It would be just like Minecraft - but real!

Serious answer:
Build lots of homemade bombs and an airplane then procede to fly around bombing large uninhabited cities. I might also steal a nuke and somehow set it up so that I could detonate it from a distance, just to see what it looks like. When the world has been reduced to rubble I will commit suicide.