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TAGM

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Well, above all else, my main goal (besides trying not to die) would be to find out what the fuck killed everyone in the world. Past that... Who knows? Keep myself busy, I guess.
 

Drummie666

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Before committing suicide, I would make my way down to gearbox headquarters and play Duke Nukem Forever. Then make my way to the pentagon and have a look'see. Then find a gun and end it. Seriously, the existence of other people is all that makes this world interesting.
 

Hader

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If my dog can survive with me, that will be good enough. Some company never hurt!

But I would likely just go around and enjoy the quiet. It might be quite sad actually, but at the same time interesting.

I'd eventually blow something up once I've had my peace and quiet though.
 

OptimisticPessimist

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1. Steal a shit-load of porn. Really, just...so much porn.
2. Masturbate
3. Get drunk
4. Repeat.
5. Find a hammer and a cow. Hey, they're stupid and I need to eat.
 

Endocrom

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(yep, it's another twilight zone twist)

Finally read all the books, watch all the movies, play all the games I haven't had the time for with all these people around

[crunch]

...but first, go to a place where they make perscription glasses, figure out how everything works and crank out a dozen pairs.

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Also, get an RPG and knock down the leaning tower if pisa. Seriously, that thing has always bugged me.

Also, also, since I have an RPG, shoot the case that holds the Mona Lisa to see if it really is as strong as they say.
 

KingmanHighborn

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Why all the suicide? Geez don't be such a coward. It may be boring after awhile but killing yourself is a waste of a bullet.
 

FalloutJack

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Confusion first, then interest, and then finally a distinct problem forms in mind.

What the hell am I gonna do for sex, dammit?

This is where Jack tries to flag down god for a sec to possibly rectify this oversight. We have an Adam without an Eve here. So, either give back immortality or let the propagation begin.