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ChildofGallifrey

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I wish that I was about 4 inches taller (I don't want to be a giant, but hitting 6' would be nice).

I wish I could transfigure my hair into any style or color I wanted (I'd probably start by working through every hairstyle Jared Leto has had in the last 2 decades).

I wish I had a photographic memory that would never get overloaded no matter how much information I absorbed, or if that's too big, limit it just to things I read.
 

Elf Defiler Korgan

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That my PhD thesis would be found half-way decent by the markers.

Good health for years (which is quite small in the grand scheme of things).

To steadily hone my skills and interests, granting satisfaction in life from learning new things every week.

Pfft, I don't need a genie for this.
 

Daaaah Whoosh

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Jun 23, 2010
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I want some Victorian-era suits. Like Steampunk, only without the steam.

And I'd like about ten hours of my favorite songs. See, I don't know what my favorite songs are, so it'd be nice to have someone just give them to me.

For a third wish, I'd either wish for a milkshake, or for the genie to get some skills, so that the next guy wouldn't have this same problem. Either that or infinite wishes.
 

Wharrgarble

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1. I'd like the clutch in my car to be less temperamental so I wouldn't stall as much.
2. The ability to change my hair color at will; dying it so often does it no favors.
3. I'd like my cat to stop eating tape.
 

luclin92

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1. i wish that my electronic devices never break down on me.
2. i wish that i would not get so fat easily
3. i wish that i had more courage when talking to new people.
 

Purkki

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1) I don't want my neck's muscles to be so tense. Headaches every other day ain't fun.
2) I want much more motivation for high school than I have now.
3) Money's always nice.
 

Xaio30

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I want my pizza do be done earli....damn, that's effective!
I want my CAPTCHA to stop using arabic letters.
I want to wake up tomorrow.
 

El Poncho

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May 21, 2009
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I want my cats arse to stop smelling so badly, especially since she likes to wave it about.

I wish I had the motivation to study more often.

I want my beard to grow in better than it does.
 

UltraDeth

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Wish#1: Sex. To lose my virgnity just once and it might be a long time before I get another

Wish#2: A year of peace and quiet

Wish#3: Free pr0n!
 

lucky_sharm

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Aug 27, 2009
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Wish 1: A Strawberry Milkshake

Wish 2: A second Strawberry Milkshake

And finally, Wish 3: a Talking Fish sandwich
 

WaywardHaymaker

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I wish my back would stop hurting... Uh, I wish for my Galvantula to be done with its EV training... and I think I'll have a roast beef sandwich from Quiznos.

I like this genie, now when I make wishes like that I can blame it on him rather than having to explain why the world is still largely at war with itself but I have a sandwich.
 

Xisin

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1. I'd like my shower to not run out of hot water.
2. I'd like wizards of the coast to stop re-releasing the same magic cards with different names; that way I don't have to keep re-buying them.
3. I'd like apple pie to have 0 calories but taste the same.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Sep 26, 2009
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My dogs would stop shedding over everything.

Birds would shut up and stay away.

My dogs stop barking at everything that passes into perspective on the street.
 

RanD00M

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No more dandruff, ever. Just so I don't have to take as much care of my hair.
I want my room to be painted like want it and the new floorboards put down.
And last I wouldn't mind having feet that would never stink again.