You have to make the Worst game ever
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Playable? well, I suppose a re-release of Daikatana is out of the question then.
Make sure it's a design-by-committee product with a massive development team, with a tight release schedule, less than 18 months from scratch, and ridiculous tech constraints, like it has to run on the Wii and PSP, as well as the other formats, with ports outsourced weeks before release.
Oh yeah, make sure the dev team is replaced every 4 or so months.
Make sure it's a design-by-committee product with a massive development team, with a tight release schedule, less than 18 months from scratch, and ridiculous tech constraints, like it has to run on the Wii and PSP, as well as the other formats, with ports outsourced weeks before release.
Oh yeah, make sure the dev team is replaced every 4 or so months.
Make a fps where its 8bit however the buttons change around every 30 seconds in a random order so you have to guess what they are.
EDit: Oh yeah to play the game it costs 750MPs to get the actual weapons then a 100 MP for every bullet after that.
EDit: Oh yeah to play the game it costs 750MPs to get the actual weapons then a 100 MP for every bullet after that.
Heh. Actually I'm studying to be a media-assistent at the moment. My first year right nowtheravensclaw said:
you walk on an endless plane (but limited portion of it) and shoot triangles. there's one small wall to take cover in the centre of the map. the ground is made of light blue and red rectangles (like chess). the triangles can hit only the enemies. you see a counter that says the enemies will appear ("send reinforcements") in 666 years. game crashes at year 665. you must protect the wall at all cost.
You mean worse then Ethnic Cleansing, State of Emergency, Muslim Massacre: The Game of Modern Religious Genocide, or Left Behind:Eternal Forces? - I don't know, may be really difficult for me. ;;>_>
A shooter revolving around the military.
Set in brown, dusty terrain.
With stereotype boring characters.
And a by-the-books story.
Consisting of 90% scripted events.
That only lasts a few hours.
Which prides itself entirely on online play.
With the most obnoxious players imaginable.
I shall call it... FPS Games 2010.
Set in brown, dusty terrain.
With stereotype boring characters.
And a by-the-books story.
Consisting of 90% scripted events.
That only lasts a few hours.
Which prides itself entirely on online play.
With the most obnoxious players imaginable.
I shall call it... FPS Games 2010.
You are Justin Bieber. Armed with a water pistol. You must work your way through the disney studios firing at your pre-teen fangirls. The soundtrack is a loop of Justin Bieber songs.
that sounds like it may be enjoyable by peados though.mr.hotandspicy said:
fantasy warriors solid. a final fantasy game done in the style of dynasty warrioras but everytime you kill one guy you have to have a lengthy cutscen or codec conversation.
main characters are squall pussy raiden and vanile.
Hah... hah?LordNobleKing said:
I wondered how long it would take for a response like that. Not very long, it turns out.
Can we get a mod for that please?JourneyThroughHell said:
You have just doomed us all. You bastard.mr.hotandspicy said: