You have to make the Worst game ever
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Wipper Snappers: You are an old lady with a pink purse. Slapping ruffians who do nothing. The purse gives little damage... VERY little damage.
It only has one level and 100 'enemies', all the same type. It's all 8 bit graphics with no music and Atari-like sounds.
You play it on the SEGA CDi.
It only has one level and 100 'enemies', all the same type. It's all 8 bit graphics with no music and Atari-like sounds.
You play it on the SEGA CDi.
Jaranja said:
You know that mission in Dead Space where you had to shoot the asteroids that are coming at the ship? Turn it into a full game.
You spend the entire game running down a single linear corridor shooting the same infinitely spawning enemies. Your only weapon is a pistol with infinite ammo. Every time you fire a bullet that's actually going to hit someone, time slows down and you have to pass a QTE to get the hit. There's no pausing or saving and the game is roughly 12 hours long. The basic plot is that Stephenie Meyer has been kidnapped by a crazy Twilight fan and hidden at the end of the previously mentioned corridor. The entire soundtrack consists of Bella reciting encouraging poems and passages from her favorite books while someone strums a badly tuned acoustic guitar in the background. Once you succeed in rescuing Ms. Meyer, she rewards you by reading the first chapter of the next Twilight book to you with as much overstated emotion as she can muster.
mDr. Awesome Face said:
charge 50 pounds for every game on there regardless of how good it is and add 143 more really bad 8-bit shooting games making it about 10 thousands pound to buy and id make you have to go through ten loading screens that take half an hour each just to get to the games list which takes an hour to load.
Id also make the loading screens happen to select each game and be just a black screen and change none of the games already on there and give it a worse intro.
/thread, right here. God that was horrible, particularly trying to get the achievement because I kept fucking up. Had to play this sooooo many times.ProfessorLayton said:
It's called "To-Kill-Time"
You play an overweight commando named "Dicky Withers" and you're voiced by Chevy Chase.
The point of the game is to defect from your unit and return to the United States in order to save your favorite all-you-can-eat-buffet from being foreclosed. You fight your own fellow soldiers, and every 12 steps you have to stop and catch your breath. Instead of guns, you are given a slingshot, which you fail at aiming.
You play an overweight commando named "Dicky Withers" and you're voiced by Chevy Chase.
The point of the game is to defect from your unit and return to the United States in order to save your favorite all-you-can-eat-buffet from being foreclosed. You fight your own fellow soldiers, and every 12 steps you have to stop and catch your breath. Instead of guns, you are given a slingshot, which you fail at aiming.
I submit a game set during a Zombie Apocalypse. It starts out with a lengthy unskippable text scroll in poorly written Engrish (and only Engrish) about what happened and what you did. You then start off in safehouse bunker with a pistol that has no ammo staring at a closing metal door with a Zombie limping towards it and what looks to be a baddass fight in the background staring Duke Nukem. No matter how fast you move you can't get to the door before it shuts. You can't open the door and there is no other way outside. You can (and are required to) eat, drink, sleep, use the bathroom and maintain you hygiene, all in real time. You have no way to tell what is going on outside, However a helpful calender will tell you how much time has past. (Currently I am entertaining the idea of giving the player a radio. If I do though it will probably be as DLC. $10 sounds like a fair price, right?)
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- Direct X 11 with Windows 7 support.
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- Playing the game the "Right" way.
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Other features include:
- Advanced DRM. (1 use)
*Our new SystemLock 2.5 comes with new antitheft and protection features capable of detecting programs that are could theoretically be capable of being used to crack our game or mod the game in an unauthorized way and completely remove them from the computer. All without having to bother the player at all!
- Direct X 11 with Windows 7 support.
*Our game makes use of the latest in gaming advances to give you an unparalleled experience. Unfortunately this means that you must have Windows 7 with Direct X 11 for the game to run properly, . . . or at all.
- Playing the game the "Right" way.
*Our SystemLock protection program will also give a nasty shock to those modders, hackers and cheaters who will try to abuse our game. In addition to the other features above and player who is determined to be playing the game modified in ANY way will be banned and locked out of the game permanently. If they want to start over and play fair however they can pick up a new copy.
