You have ultimate power over everything for one day.What do you do?

[ace_of_something]

Make everyone do the 'bus driver' dance.

 

[artichunter]

Destroy Belgium. Utterly.

Don't ask.

:O :'( there goes my neighbourhood with me along with it :s

wait a sec :"You have ultimate power over everything for one day.What do you do?"
i would stop the destruction of Belgium!

 

[Wutaiflea]

I'd probably try and have a lie-in. Otherwise I'd be grumpy.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd slap a hoe

 

[Fingerprint]

I'd discover the meaning of life and not tell anyone.

Hmm, on second thoughts I'd probably be more useful to discover the question to the meaning of life...

yeah good thinking cause we all know god's last message and the ultimate answer

Exactly. I still wouldn't tell anyone though. Instead I'd just laugh at everyone else who is trying to figure it out. Maybe mislead some of them too, just for a quick laugh.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd eat a sanvich.

 

[eelel]

make my self king

 

[johnman]

Remove all the idiots from soceit along wiht scum who only know how to make others suffer.
Cure the handicapped and make it so people cant be born retarded.
aprt from that see above.

 

[seamusotorain]

Slow down time for a start, to make my day of power continue.

 

[XJ-0461]

Print lots of money for myself and start setting myself up as...


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[Nihilism Theory]

Remove all the idiots from soceit along wiht scum who only know how to make others suffer.
Cure the handicapped and make it so people cant be born retarded.
aprt from that see above.

your ironic spellings dont bare well for yourself in this moron free population. muahah

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Make the day longer. Duh.

 

[sms_117b]

Remove myself from normal space time and become a spacial abnormality, thus turning myself into a GOD because I'd have ultimate power over everything forever.

Unless you count a day as just 24 hours, I'd stop people from dieing and go on a 24 hour drinking bender with my friends (creating money out of thin air to pay for drinks for everyone)

 

[Orange Monkey]

Hmmm well i'd spend the morning fixing all of the worlds ill's, reducing global warming to its regular stable rate, creating a feul efficient and completely environmentally harmless energy source, spreading tolerance and equality amongst the people of the world.

Than in the afternoon I'd make myself drop-dead-fuckable gorgeuos, create my own little paradise beach that only I, and the people I deem fit, can enter. It will be entirely empty save for a large Beach rental shop/restaurant that is staffed by fifty of the most attractive men in existance, all of which are exteremely horny.


First help the rest of the world, then help myself

 

[queensbomb]

I would use my ultimate power to change my day long limit to an eternity.

 

[Biek]

I'd start humbly by getting that car I always wanted to have but cant afford.

 

[Mongodyr]

I'd probably log on here and ask you guys for ideas.

 

[scotth266]

Edit: 2000 Posts! Party!!!

And I shall join you!

But to be on topic: I would remove beer and any other addictive substances from the face of the Earth, and watch what happened for a hour or two.

Then I'd likely do something debased for another hour.

And then I'd teach myself Japanese, and shift back the rest of the world to normal.

 

[bodyklok]

Get God Of War 3, thats all.