You know you are a gamer when....

[Lukeydoodly]

You spycheck IRL.

Or when you say that a shop should nerf the price of a game.

 

[Creator1234]

When the voices in your head tell you you are.... or is that just me..... yeah its me... ok then....

When you buy the same console again with very small inprovements.
i.e: upgrading from the old DS to the DS lite! and then a Black DS lite to a Red one.

 

[Gaderael]

When driving during a winter storm you marvel at how realistic the environmental physics are...yes I've done this...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

When you own every console on the current market.

 

[slipknot4]

When you know which cave the Leory Jenkins video was in.

Upper blackrock spire, just after the flame lord.
...when you scream for help when you trip and fall... "Help me, I am DOWN!"

 

[cantthinkofausername]

A murderer enters your house and you rapidly press X.

 

[Supraliminal]

When you are collecting exp to lvl up your life.

When you see a person in a lone street and say (to your imaginary walkytalkie) "200m. MAN. UNKNOWN"

Oh one more.
When you think about ways of making (coding if you know how to(I don't)) the perfect A.I, while working (or doing something (else)monotonous).
I really got kinda far with that.

 

[clericalerror]

... When you see two colours on a poster and think, "My next City of Heroes character should use that colour scheme"

 

[BolognaBaloney]

When you have a zombie plan and kit..You know just in case.

I have 7 plans.

 

[sumanoskae]

You say lol instead of laughing

 

[ljd184]

when you want to eat something you think of clicking B like your holding a pitboy 3000

 

[BigCat91]

Pizza and Cheetos are apart of your daily diet.

 

[Daedalus1942]

You know you've played too much counter-strike when (in every single multiplayer online game) you say in a deep voice on microphone "Stick Together Team, and expect to hear a "Roger" or "Affirmative" said back to you.

 

[Daedalus1942]

You actually go the /v/ threads on 4chan. Also when you spend 5 hours in your friends basement recording a jazz version of the casino nights song from sonic 2...

That would own!!! I'd buy that. I love Jazz, and Sonic.

 

[Daedalus1942]

You can name and describe more guns than your buddy in the army.

Guilty... (once again a by-product of playing way too much counter-strike).

 

[LeonLethality]

when you make sure to check your armour settings before leaving on the hunt (going outside for a walk)

 

[Daedalus1942]

You know you are a gamer when you learned Roman Numerals from Final Fantasy.

Guilty again.... and that proves games are educational!