You know you are a gamer when....

[GoldenRaz]

Accept it and move on?

More play-friendly: find yourself immersed into a game even when you're not playing it.
Example:
"Dad's such a slowpoke, driving at the pathetic speed of 120 km/h. 285 km/h on the other hand..." - This thought crossed my mind after playing Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

When you're out of cash, you utter "More gold is required".
When you're low on energy, you say "Need more mana".
When you're barred from doing something, you instantly think of StarWolf.
When you're being bothered by someone while you're doing something, you tell them that "You're interrupting my calculations".
And thinking of other various obscure gaming references in during your daily activities. =D

 

[Instant K4rma]

When you know which cave the Leory Jenkins video was in.

Upper Black Rock Spire: The room after the first boss in the instance, the "whelp" room.

OT: When your talking to a friend in real life, and just stare at them right in their eyes while you wait for a dialog wheel to appear.

When you know the name of every gun in Saving Private Ryan thanks to CoD WaW.

When you see an ugly person and think: "Bad graphics."

When you refer to nice cars as "epic mounts."

When you have all 20 bobbleheads from Fallout 3... IRL.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Own a single weapon from a video game that has been remade for real life.
Buy products such as 'Mana Potion.'
Spend money on a popular in-game product, re-made for real life.

 

[bodyklok]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Everything is somebody's fetish. Everything...

 

[Remleiz]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Everything is somebody's fetish. Everything...

even McDonalds? :S

 

[bodyklok]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Everything is somebody's fetish. Everything...

even McDonalds? :S

Especially McDoalds.

Spoiler

 

[Mcupobob]

When you only sleep so you can LVL up.

 

[shwnbob]

When you scream "medic!" whenever you fall

 

[Ghostkai]

When you have an account on the Escapist.

I'm sorry someone has already posted that comment

I'm sorry, your wrong, someone, you, mentioned posting in the forums.

I never mentioned that. Once.

 

[A Raging Emo]

You buy your girlfriend Ear-rings, and she gets you Fallout 3.

Trust me, it happened.

 

[Mcupobob]

When you have a zombie plan and kit..You know just in case.

 

[Instant K4rma]

When your playing a game like Fallout 3 or Oblivion where you have chat options, and if there are none you like, you talk to your TV and say what you would want to say.

 

[Scythas]

When your dreams have a HUD.

 

[SonicSoulstrike96]

When you're starving, you think to yourself "player one needs food badly."

 

[bushwhacker2k]

When someone does something that is completely normal and accepted in society and you laugh because it referenced a game

 

[Remleiz]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Everything is somebody's fetish. Everything...

even McDonalds? :S

Especially McDoalds.

Spoiler

That...i...EWW!

 

[evan573]

when youd rather stay home and play games than go to school/work, but i dont think thats too hard to achieve

 

[MiracleOfSound]

You start eyeing up your granny's garden wondering which flowers and herbs you're going to steal for your potions.

 

[Mindblow]

When you stare at your watch and find yourself looking for your cloak energy.