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Mockingjay

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Insanum said:
shophius said:
Insanum said:
shophius said:
bodyklok said:
shophius said:
When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.
I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....
I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...
Ahh, This is a debate many of my friends and I have had. Just look at it from a different perspective - Would anyone buy the game if it was a portly or flat chested woman?

Getting off on it tho...err...THATS a debate we havent had.
If she was 'portly' as you so eloquently put it I think lots of people would buy it. You'd have the shits and giggles people who find it amusing and a novelty and then you'd have women bitching about how great it is that a 'real' woman is saving the world...
I love that - 'real' Woman - AKA Fat bird. You dont get guys moaning that all the guys in videogames are over-muscular(and space marines). Ahh well!
Oh I complain all the time xD Not about 'real women' but about the muscle bound guys. No one finds them appealing, even girls such as myself so let's be innovative shall we gaming companies?
 

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SmilingKitsune said:
When you are pysically incapable of eating/seeing/talking about cake with out informing everyone in the vicinity that it is in fact, a lie.
...and expecting them to get it ;)
 

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Mimsofthedawg said:
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KillerMidget said:
You survey the area you are in and note points of strategic value.
Wow. I have TOTALLY done that... Walk into a restaurant/bar and scope out all the exits, vantage points and possible cover/concealment.

I need a girlfriend.
it doesn't help.

you just do the same thing.

Only to her.
When am I gonna learn not to drink anything while looking at threads like this? Dammit now I need to squeegee my monitor... ;)
 
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Undercover said:
KillerMidget said:
You survey the area you are in and note points of strategic value.
Wow. I have TOTALLY done that... Walk into a restaurant/bar and scope out all the exits, vantage points and possible cover/concealment.

I need a girlfriend.
And strangely enough, I actually have one.
 

ddon

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making a video game joke when you hear something that sounds like a game referance.
 

shaderkul

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when u make a mistake in real life and you think of reloading a saved game, then u realize...... damn!
 

savandicus

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When you can play 5 final fantasy songs on the piano because you like the game that much.

When your WoW play time beats 1 month
When your GW play time beats 1 month
When your War play time beats 1 month
When you've got 1 month worth of play time on all the of the above

When the first thing you would buy is a gaming computer if you had £1000 spare cash.

When you have more than 5 game soundtracks.

Sadly i have all of the above.
 

AdambotLive

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When you run around in the roads going "it's cool, i have the health cheat!"

EDIT: Road, not street.
 

L24z13L

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You get a bird's eye view of a neighborhood and start strategizing on what kind of towers to put and where.

I did that after playing Cometcrash for several hours.
 

Zeramo

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when you can beat Ultimate ghosts and Goblins on hardest difficulty and with your eyes closed
 

Skiman

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Man, saw this thread and was instantly reminded of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw
oh and whenever you get in a situation you think: what would Masterchief do?
and when you find yourself refering to your friends by their gamertags instead of their real names
 

Code_Red

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miracleofsound said:
You can name and describe more guns than your buddy in the army.
Definitely this one.

Also when you do anything in life and expect to see "Achievement unlocked" appear