You know you are a gamer when....

[Mockingjay]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

 

[timmytom1]

When playing a terrible game you immediatly think of it as a poor "insert game here" clone

 

[shotgun ko]

something "odd" or "out of Place" occurs then you remark; "thats glitchy"

 

[Ben Legend]

...when you look at building and walls, and think "I could climb that...Assassins Creed style."

 

[bodyklok]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

 

[thebrainiac1]

You get a phone call from that really hot girl you met the other day who you never thought you'd have a chance with, who tells you that she just broke up with her total douche of a boyfriend and is feeling all vulnerable and lonely (i.e. horny) and wishes she'd met a guy like you in the first place and would you like to come over to her apartment for some non-commital, full-on, get down guerilla sex, but you just bought Fallout 3...

I completely agree. I had a friend how used to be just like that.
He's still a virgin 7 years later (he's now 26).

 

[Emptor]

You get a phone call from that really hot girl you met the other day who you never thought you'd have a chance with, who tells you that she just broke up with her total douche of a boyfriend and is feeling all vulnerable and lonely (i.e. horny) and wishes she'd met a guy like you in the first place and would you like to come over to her apartment for some non-commital, full-on, get down guerilla sex, but you just bought Fallout 3...

Ah shit that's a tough one.sex or mutant scorpions?damn.I need to think about this some more.

 

[Insanum]

When you say "lol"

When you Quote WoW Voice quotes e.g "Its Locked!"

When you say "boom HEADSHOT"

 

[Eatspeeple]

When you require someone else's help to count your daily hours of gaming on fingers.
When you try to get home via hearthstone/fastravel/guerilla Express

 

[Mockingjay]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

 

[Cowabungaa]

You survey the area you are in and note points of strategic value.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. At least it's a usefull thing to do...if, no whén shit hits the fan.

when in a supermarket you go

"ME PUSH LITTLE CART"

That's pure brilliance, really awesome.

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Heh, you'd be suprised. Ever heard of hentai? And before you ask: I don't understand it either, but people fap to wierder stuff than that.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

When you have Navi saying "Hey!" as your text message alert on your cell phone

That would piss me off so much!

 

[UpcountryGecko]

When you know which cave the Leory Jenkins video was in.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

You get a phone call from that really hot girl you met the other day who you never thought you'd have a chance with, who tells you that she just broke up with her total douche of a boyfriend and is feeling all vulnerable and lonely (i.e. horny) and wishes she'd met a guy like you in the first place and would you like to come over to her apartment for some non-commital, full-on, get down guerilla sex, but you just bought Fallout 3...

Did this actually happen? If so, should have bought oblivion...I mean the girl was lonely! Have pity!

 

[Wewk]

When you think real life stuff have very high res textures.

 

[USSR]

..when you use 1337 in a job application :/

 

[USSR]

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Heh, you'd be suprised. Ever heard of hentai? And before you ask: I don't understand it either, but people fap to wierder stuff than that.

Rule 32 =p

EDIT: Damn double post >.<

 

[Insanum]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Ahh, This is a debate many of my friends and I have had. Just look at it from a different perspective - Would anyone buy the game if it was a portly or flat chested woman?

Getting off on it tho...err...THATS a debate we havent had.

 

[Undercover]

You survey the area you are in and note points of strategic value.

Wow. I have TOTALLY done that... Walk into a restaurant/bar and scope out all the exits, vantage points and possible cover/concealment.

I need a girlfriend.

 

[Godhead]

When you decide to skip a week of school so you can reach the level cap on WoW.

Or when you only have enough money to buy a combo at Mcdonald's and then decide that it's better to die of starvation and have the original gameboy with Tetris