You know you are a gamer when....

[Undercover]

Totally hypothetical. Maybe. (Dammit man, HIT THE QUOTE BUTTON FIRST! You wanna look like a total noob or something?!?)

 

[bluedragon117]

when u waste 5 hours trying to build the perfect soundtrack for ur gaming

 

[Harold Donchee]

When youre driving down the road and you wish you had an RPG so you could blow up the car that just cut you off. GTA

 

[Undercover]

You get a phone call from that really hot girl you met the other day who you never thought you'd have a chance with, who tells you that she just broke up with her total douche of a boyfriend and is feeling all vulnerable and lonely (i.e. horny) and wishes she'd met a guy like you in the first place and would you like to come over to her apartment for some non-commital, full-on, get down guerilla sex, but you just bought Fallout 3...

Did this actually happen? If so, should have bought oblivion...I mean the girl was lonely! Have pity!

Uh, no.

But apparently thebraniac1 knows a guy who is actually that pathetic...

 

[Cowabungaa]

Rule 32 =p

EDIT: Damn double post >.<

34 To be precise... Wait, damnit you just proved it that I spend too much time on the internet!

 

[Crusader078]

When you spend over a £100 on mounted video game canvas art like me.

 

[Diablini]

You see a gem in a jewelry store and wonder if it's Perfect or Blemished.

 

[jebbo]

When you take more care preserving your console and making sure it doesn't die than you do over your own appearance

 

[USSR]

Rule 32 =p

EDIT: Damn double post >.<

34 To be precise... Wait, damnit you just proved it that I spend too much time on the internet!

Dammit, I got mah rules mixed up >.<

Rule 32 is for the whole "If It can be said, it can be said with a picture."

 

[Anot]

...you play Splinter Cell when your girlfriend is doing you.

 

[Mockingjay]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Ahh, This is a debate many of my friends and I have had. Just look at it from a different perspective - Would anyone buy the game if it was a portly or flat chested woman?

Getting off on it tho...err...THATS a debate we havent had.

If she was 'portly' as you so eloquently put it I think lots of people would buy it. You'd have the shits and giggles people who find it amusing and a novelty and then you'd have women bitching about how great it is that a 'real' woman is saving the world...

 

[Undercover]

You get a phone call from that really hot girl you met the other day who you never thought you'd have a chance with, who tells you that she just broke up with her total douche of a boyfriend and is feeling all vulnerable and lonely (i.e. horny) and wishes she'd met a guy like you in the first place and would you like to come over to her apartment for some non-commital, full-on, get down guerilla sex, but you just bought Fallout 3...

I completely agree. I had a friend how used to be just like that.
He's still a virgin 7 years later (he's now 26).

Ay caramba! I absolutely, positively, and in all other ways COMPLETELY fabricated this story, thinking there couldn't possibly be anyone on the entire planet that pathetic.

You sir, have proven me wrong. Dead wrong.

Somewhere, Dogmeat is howling in shame...

 

[matsugawa]

You put obscure game references in most of your conversations.

spot on

 

[MBFCPresident]

You're bathroom breaks last for 15 minutes each.

 

[Casual Shinji]

When you make a mistake while drawing or making something and your first impulse is to hit the REWIND BUTTON.(to much LBP)

 

[Beltom]

When most of your songs on your iPod are soundtracks from games and Jonathan Coulton songs.
When you sit in the corner of the room during a party playing Wolfenstein 3D on your iPod.

 

[Insanum]

When you get off over the thought of Lara Croft.

I don't know, I've had friends who've jizzed (Supposedly) when they saw the Lara movies. Getting off on the thought of pixelated Lara Croft on the other hand....

I'm sure polygon boobs don't particually do it for anyone...

Ahh, This is a debate many of my friends and I have had. Just look at it from a different perspective - Would anyone buy the game if it was a portly or flat chested woman?

Getting off on it tho...err...THATS a debate we havent had.

If she was 'portly' as you so eloquently put it I think lots of people would buy it. You'd have the shits and giggles people who find it amusing and a novelty and then you'd have women bitching about how great it is that a 'real' woman is saving the world...

I love that - 'real' Woman - AKA Fat bird. You dont get guys moaning that all the guys in videogames are over-muscular(and space marines). Ahh well!