You know you are a gamer when....

[ph47]

When your sitting on the toilet and you yell "BOMB ARMED! BOMB PLANTED!"

hahahahahaah

 

[Blue22]

When you hear a train and you instantly look to the top-left to see who died.

 

[Mully69ylluM]

When you spend your childrens food money on ms poins/games.

 

[Daedalus1942]

You actually go the /v/ threads on 4chan. Also when you spend 5 hours in your friends basement recording a jazz version of the casino nights song from sonic 2...

That would own!!! I'd buy that. I love Jazz, and Sonic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_pnCtLrMQ There it is, trombone player here

Freaking Sweet!

 

[asam92]

when you start getting hungry and realize that you havent eated in 8 hours.
or when you start gameing it´s day and the next time you look out the window it´s pitch black.

seconded

lol, can't even begin to count how many times this has happened to me, specially since I started playing Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

 

[Scrythe]

You have a megamanx song and the codec beeping as a ring tones on you cell phone.

...


God dammit, I am guilty of this.

Where did you get it? I must have!

OT: When your friend's mom knitted you a Sackboy for your birthday...

Ummmm, I actually make my own ringtones, but I'm sure there's a download for it somewhere on Google...

 

[cantthinkofausername]

A murderer enters your house and you rapidly press X.

So far... that is the only one that has made me LOL.

I shall take pride in this.

 

[masterjiji]

1. before any meal, you have ever said "I HUNGER COWARD"
2. you know what the IntelliVision actually looks like (serious cases only)
3. instead of getting up to get your Coke across the room, you whip out your Gravity Gun

 

[Padfoot13]

you know the konami code by heart.

 

[mikecoulter]

When you attempt to hit the real life "Reset" button.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

when you find yourself hording bottle caps adimant that they're worth something

 

[wordsmith]

You're processing an order at work, see "4096" in the barcode and think "Hey, that's 4Gb"

 

[eye of the divine]

when your playing a game and you fighting a boss but really need to pee but won't pause the game to go incase you loose the fight because you can't get back into the swing of the game quick enough.

I'm guilty of that. During a boss fight, nothing is more important.

When you run down a steep, rocky hill and when you get to the bottom, you yell that you passed your balance roll. Guilty of it.

So I'm not the only person that bounces on the sofa despirate to pee whilst trying to win a fight on my game

 

[classyplatypus]

When you look for a button to flip your car over.

 

[Mosstromo]

When you have asked, girls you'd like to date, what races are their alts in WoW or their preferences between Wii and PS3, to gauge if they are good for you, before you've even looked at them.

And when walking on the street you pick around a corner before you enter a room or walk out to the open street, in case snipers take a crack shot at you.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

When you see games in your dream.

 

[Captain Pancake]

When you enter your maths class and see "Mash A to pass higher mathematics".

 

[Apathetic_cynicism]

When you see get someone get hit in the head with a ball and you yell out "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
When you're on a team sport and you look around and say, "you nubs better win this."

 

[Daedalus1942]

when your playing a game and you fighting a boss but really need to pee but won't pause the game to go incase you loose the fight because you can't get back into the swing of the game quick enough.

I'm guilty of that. During a boss fight, nothing is more important.

When you run down a steep, rocky hill and when you get to the bottom, you yell that you passed your balance roll. Guilty of it.

So I'm not the only person that bounces on the sofa despirate to pee whilst trying to win a fight on my game

Everyone does this, I don't care who you are!