You know your game is terrible when...

[V TheSystem V]

You know a game is terrible when the bugs make it more interesting than the actual game

 

[Megacherv]

You know a game is terrible when the developer is Japanese.
OHHH SNAP.
But seriously if I were Prime minister i would impose a trade ban on all Japanese game imports and refuse passports to japanese devs.
Oh and i'd request extradition for Hideo Kojima for crimes against culture.

OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright
Katamari
Time Crisis
House of the Dead
The original Sonic Quadrilogy (Sonic & Knuckles is the forth if you didn't know)
Megaman
Super Mario Galaxy
Echochrome 2

You can see where this is going

 

[Heart of Darkness]

You know your game is terrible when people refuse to take free copies of the game to the point of barricading their homes.

So basically zombies equipped with a 3D sonic game?

Zombies? What are you taking about? Sonic is already an undead franchise.

 

[Joshroom]

You know your game is terrible when you start seeing it in the preowned sections 4 days after its been released

 

[SecretAlienMan]

when its main advertised feature is "we have a physics engine"

 

[Ashley Barnes]

When you have to actually read the game manual!!

 

[Delusibeta]

When you can't distinguish it between Call of Honor.

 

[CombiBlood]

You know your game is bad when "Jumper: The Video Game" sells more than yours does!

 

[spunkyweazle]

When I beat it in one sitting and have no plans to replay it

I wouldn't say this is completely true. I beat Advent Rising in one sitting (albeit on accident honestly) but I truly enjoyed the game and haven't thought about replaying it since...until now. Hmm, maybe I will.

 

[PolarBearClub]

You know your game is terrible when men believe it would be a more pleasurable experience to try and fit their penis in the little hole in the middle of the disc than actually play it.

 

[dtfyvugbhjnk]

You know your game is terrible when Uwe Boll thinks it would make a good movie. Oh snap!

Dude, Dungeon Siege was awesome for its time... but then... this happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q22A9aRrUIw

I mean, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to look at Ray Liotta and Jason Statham and go... hey lets make a fantasy movie.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

When you paid £40 for it, fell asleep playing it and then couldn't get your money back from the shop you got it from...

[sub]FFXIII I'm looking at YOU[/sub]

 

[TheLiham]

Whens its only advertisement is comparing it to another much better game.

*cough* Two Worlds

Or when its Fuzion Frenzy 2

I couldn't of an excuse for how bad it is

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

You know your game is terrible when Reaver shoots the last boss for you

This again? When are going people going to understand that Fable 2 doesn't have a last boss, just a conclusion.

You know your game is terrible when Reaver shoots the conclusion for you.

LOL

You know the game is terrible if you can't die/lose.

 

[wehrp3nguin]

...When the Player Character in an FPS has a personality...
...When it takes more than one shotgun blast/ melee attack to kill in campaign...
...When you pause the game, make dinner, and eat it in the kitchen...

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

You know your game is terribly awesome when one dude gets possessd by another dude by way of arm transplant. Then when you finally realize how utterly god damned ridiculous that is, you try to explain it all away...with nanomachines.

 

[TaboriHK]

When it freezes for the fourth time since I bought it, OBSIDIAN

 

[Bad Jim]

When every mission is either an escort mission, stealth, timed, underwater, on ice or a combination thereof.

Bad third person cameras. If you cannot see what you are doing then it's a fair bet that no-one on the dev team actually played it.

 

[GothmogII]

You guys know what to do


You know your game is terrible when unskippable can make a series of videos on it...

Umm...you do know that Unskippable primarily focuses on games with overlong, overwrought and often awful intro cutscenes and not necessarily on games that are actually bad. It just happens that many of the games that they've done with bad intros also happened to be bad games in their own right.