You know you're a gamer if...

[wickermole]

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[Tarrou]

Walked in on a conversation to hear "...and thats the last time I try that in that instance"

and asked "Heroic or pussy mode?" only to be told they were discussing a court case.

 

[Captain Schpack]

They're pysched for the Super Bowl, your pysched for Liepzig

 

[Cpu46]

Wishing that Turians and Quarians existed only because they would make kick ass friends.

Feeling legitimately depressed over the death of an NPC

 

[RanD00M]

You know when you're a gamer when you play video game frequently.

Yes,I am unoriginal.

 

[Liam1390]

You know you're a gamer when your African Grey knows the dialogue to multiple games and can imitate their voices.

When after playing Gears of War the power goes out and your first thought is the krill are going to get me.

 

[TelHybrid]

I once when drunk was looking for graphical glitches in real life.

 

[Above]

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[magnuslion]

if you trip and fall, and mutter something about failing your reflex save, or needing to take a feat to compensate for your clumsy ass, you might be a gamer.

 

[jubosu]

you claim Uber Micro on a job resume no matter the job.

 

[Lullabye]

When something bad or unpleasant happens, you try to reload a previous save, only to realize: oh, this is real life...

Totally off topic, but did you know your avatar is in perfect sync with the song "Hot'nCold" by Katey Perry? I was just listening to it and it just freaked me out.

OT:

If you Spend more time with your virtual girlfriend than you do your real one(supposing your real one isn't just a figment of your imagination)

 

[ejb626]

Carplal Tunnel Syndrome is synomonous with the Hiccups to you.

 

[uncle-ellis]

When you see game HUD items in the corner of your eyes when not playing.
That happened to me when I was heavily playing Mount&Blade (the damage/kill/experience tracker to be percise), I stopped playing it for quite some time soon after.

The Prosperity of the world has gone from good to very bad.

 

[Bassman_2]

You know you are a gamer if you were offended by the film Gamer.

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

You eat food to increase your health bar!

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Instant K4rma]

In mid conversation, you pause and say nothing at all, waiting for a Mass Effect chat wheel to appear.

 

[ScreamingSoulcatcher]

You see button mashing quick time events when doing any physical activity
You play a sport and you see a stamina meter
You drink soda the replenish your mana
You think all cars are unlocked and easily jackable
You think "pheonix downs" can bring people back to life if they existed