You know you're a gamer if...

[Centarius38]

when you have to take notes in class and try to use copy and paste
i have really thought this a few times in school.

when thinking that building is a good place to hide in case of zombies

 

[NiceGurl_14]

This is a DDR one but when you listen to music you can see step charts in your head.

When you consider "dragon hunting" as a pastime.

 

[wilkoman]

when getting the "red ring of death" doesn't involve an uncomfortable trip to the doctor.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Your left hand hovers over WASD on your keyboard when you're at work..."

Thought this was stupid, looked down. Damnit.

...Fuck.

 

[Zelurien]

when you try and pause real life before going to the loo.

 

[Queen Michael]

...all else having failed, you use fire.

 

[agentspidersilk]

You stay up till 6am to reach 200 hours as a pyro on tf2 or maybe that was just me

 

[Socius]

You know youre a gamer when Ratchet and Clack is better than sex.

 

[Fritzvalt]

If you've ever been late for anything (Most notably work or school) because you HAD to pick up your preorder on day one. You probably told yourself that the store was "On the way."

The store is never on the way.

 

[Nubbinsmustdie]

when you walk around and look to see where would be a good camping sniper spot >>

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

When you constantly wish you were in a world where pokemon exist... *sigh*

 

[SamFancyPants252]

You've gone for more than 3 days without seeing daylight. Or you could just be a vampire.

or a sparkly fairy.

OT: if you can say your science teacher looks like "Soap Mactavish and Gordon Freeman's love child!"
no one else knows what the hell I'm on about when I say that, they just say he looks like a short bloke with a goatee and a scottish accent.

 

[Harold Donchee]

You know youre a gamer when your microwave goes "ding" and you tell it gratz.

And if youre driving down the road and look up to see an airliner you scream "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!"

 

[skeliton112]

When you think a health pack will help if you get in a punch up.

 

[Spitfire175]

When you look for a quicksave prior to entering a room.

I do this all the time.

Too bad it doesn't work.

 

[Julianking93]

If you use greetings like Oblivion characters.

Seriously, I accidentally said "By Azura!" when I would normally say "What the fuck?!"

 

[Tuddle]

You've planned out you're reaction to the zombie apocalypse. Which we all know is absolutely going to happen.

True to Words, I agree.

 

[Metal Albatross]

You've ever said "lol" in real conversation

You convince your girlfriend to play WoW because you want that zhevra mount. (I did this)

You get annoyed when kids refer to Halo 2 as the "good old days." My good old days include Ocarina of Time and Goldeneye, and that was after I actually got good at games I'd played many long before those.

You browse Escapist instead of paying attention in class...like I'm doing right now.

My friends and I are constantly planning our zombie invasion tactics.