You know you're a gamer if...

[Treblaine]

Complain about long loading times on the daily commute.

 

[Ben Jamin]

When you get stuck somewhere and think: "Don't worry I'll just use my hearthstone," Then you realize you don't have a hearthstone and have to walk home during a storm.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

When you run with a knife in your hand thinking this makes you faster. Yes kids too much CS will rot your brain.

 

[r0manz]

...if you consider pirating PC games a political protest.

 

[AngloDoom]

...You're on this website?

 

[Kaltazraza]

When you buy several t-shirts from jinx

 

[Mozza444]

Your tempted to pick up bottle caps off of the street to spend in shops

 

[Magnalian]

You are able to sustain yourself on nothing but hot pockets, caffeïne and 5-second naps during loading screens.

 

[Kinguendo]

If you can sit in your living room in your boxer shorts and a t-shirt you found that was "clean enough" and dont care that people are walking by the window whilst you play games.

 

[Kycho]

you start to double tap your schoolbooks in hopes they will magically disappear and all the info sent to your central mainframe

you never seeem to be able to activate the social plugin

you start to search trashcans for epic loot.

you try to assume the "casual jogging" seen in MMO's to get around but fail miserably

you start complaining about crowded servers in a mall

when you forget something you claim you need more RAM

you think the clouds are low-res

 

[cystemic]

When you try to press x to pick up something. It didn't work...

i pressed circle (it still doesnt work)

 

[NiceGurl_14]

Hah, neech. My hands hover over those and the z button...I'm just used to Maple Story.[/quote]

You Play Maple, Right on

 

[Mozza444]

When you obsess over getting new games you want even though you don't have time to finish the games you already have.

So true.. I'm currently obsessed with MAG, maybe watched a few hours of youtube footage/browsing MAGwikia ect.

And have yet to finish.. Modernwarfare 2, Farcry 2, Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Uncharted.. you guessed it 2

EDIT: and red faction guerrila...

 

[Fish and Chips]

When a large majority of your life was/is spent in a fictional land, where YOU are the hero, and everyone exists merely to aid you in your goals.
Also, you pick up random junk in the street because you think you may be able to sell it at shops later.

"Chips found an Empty Box!"

 

[DanDeFool]

If you've ever waved your Wiimote around while making lightsaber noises, you might be a gamer.

If you've ever responded to being called a nerd by saying, "Hey, at least I'm a not a Trekkie", you might be a gamer.

If the only reason you took typing lessons in grade school was so you would get type-killed less often, you might be a gamer.

 

[Kinguendo]

When you think "if I go outside now, I can buy food so I won't die of malnourishment. But, if I stay inside, I can hit level 50 within the next 8-10 hours..."

Nobody goes outside.

I went outside... once... I swear I did, honest!

 

[garbutt]

You shout 'Congrats! what level?' when the microwave goes ding.

 

[Adzma]

When you need to make a quick trip somewhere and you ask your friends to accompany you in case you encounter random battles... Yes I have said that to my friends.

 

[kaziard]

when you [;ay ffvii so long youu see chocobos out of the corner of your eye every time tou turn around