You know you're a gamer if...

[Zannah]

You've planned out you're reaction to the zombie apocalypse. Which we all know is absolutely going to happen.

True to Words, I agree.

Living in a state, where everyone is armed to the teeth to fend off bears (like there were any left to be afraid off), I believe to be prepared.

 

[katsabas]

you beat Zico. Or if you record ZP reviews in your mobile.

 

[EpicPanda]

...you've ever gotten into a screaming match over something that happened in a game... (You are so dead! I am not dead!)

You walk outside and immediately want to teleport, because this city doesn't seem interesting enough

You skip by a castle, because you KNOW the princess isn't there.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

You know you're a gamer if you play games.
Obviously.

 

[TheGreatDirectorWatanbe]

You know you're a Gamer when you start seeing Quick Time Events everytime you blink.

 

[peel15]

Your idea of a date is playing MAG together

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

You play the same game you've just finished again to see how the other alignment plays or to experience that other class it took you 15 minutes to decide to not play in favour of the one you just finished.

You can play a game for hours but when someone asks "whats jump" you have to think about it 'cause it's so autonomic.

You pay for XboxLive.

And use Steam.

 

[Joshroom]

When you hug your console after a long time away.

 

[Nannernade]

When you have maxed out your credit card on game memorabilia.

(Pointed toward the extreme side of gamers who think it's their life. =P)

 

[Kreett]

i have a carefully planed plan for when the zombie infection starts

 

[Hashime]

+When the most worn keys on your keyboard ore the WSAD keys
+You with there were real life achivements
+Your favourite saying is "BOOM HEADSHOT"

 

[Nalesnik]

When something bad or unpleasant happens, you try to reload a previous save, only to realize: oh, this is real life...

 

[oppp7]

You know you're a gamer if...
you've ever been found unconsious with a head injury under a brick overhang.
you've ever attacked the flag bearers at a 4th of July parade.
you've ever exercised to raise your strength attribute.

 

[DSEZ]

Its an oldy, but it still applies:

When you hear the achievement/trophy unlocked sounds on random moments in real life.

I get that all the time, it's paranoia inducing.

same here i used to get that all the time

OT:when more of your online friends have ur number than your RL friends

 

[reg42]

Having picked up a rather hilarious "you know if you're a track runner t-shirt", I've wondered what other hilarious eccentricities gamers have in common. Oh, and try to be more original than "plays games."

Dammit, that was exactly what I was gonna say.

OT:
... If you search for F5 everytime you do something risky

 

[Evilproduct]

You know you're a gamer when you stop and realize that you have been walking like Niko Bellic, and considering where assassins or enemies can pop out and attack you in the hallway ahead. (always be prepared)

When you and your friends argue about how Rock Band has a storyline or not (this actually just happened to me and i thought it was SOOOO hilarious)

 

[Drundy]

When you realise life has better graphics.

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

when you get into an argument with a friend and you yell, "Shut up before my mysterious stranger shoots you!" Fallout 3.

 

[EpicPanda]

When you realise life has better graphics.

What are you talking about? Life has TERRIBLE graphics! That's why we gamers stay in our digital world instead.