You know you're an idiot when...................

[lvl9000_woot]

A while back I was sitting in my car for like half an hour and out of sheer boredom touched the cigarette lighter thingy while it was hot. Appearently when I went to grab it I pushed it in without noticing causing it to get extremly hot, I then touched it and burned my finger. Hurt like hell.

My mom carried mace in her car because she used to travel through bad parts of town. One day, she had to run into the store (Walmart I'm guessing) and made me wait in the car. Out of sheer boredom, I decide to rummage through her glove box. After finding the mace I decide to 'play' with it. Bad idea. I ended up macing myself.

It burned my eyes soooo bad. :'(

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I put soap on my toothbrush from the liquid soap thingy. That stuff tastes a lot worse than it looks and smells.

 

[hazabaza1]

I put a yoghurt pot in the sink and a spoon in the bin once.
Herp derp.

HEY! You should ALWAYS put yoghurt pots into the sink to wash and later recycle! RESPECT YOUR ENVIRONMENT!

Last time I checked my local binmen didn't take plastics in the recycling.
But I recycle everything I can, chill.

 

[Thundero13]

You know you're an idiot when you try to wash toast, true story.

 

[jowo96]

When I'm tired and just wake up I always do something stupid. I remember one I actually did recently which was pour orange juice on my corn flakes and milk in the cup. When I took the first bite I just looked at it and just thought to my self "I am such a dumb dumb"

I have a friend who does this, but its more out of lactose intolerance than morning stupidity.

I sometimes get a plate out for cereal, so far I have noticed my mistake before going too far.

 

[Thundero13]

I put soap on my toothbrush from the liquid soap thingy. That stuff tastes a lot worse than it looks and smells.

I did this once, I washed my hands with toothpaste and brushed my teeth with soap, it wasn't until later when I said "hang on a minute".

 

[Evilsanta]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

Not as bad as scraping the leftovers off a plate into a bin, then throwing the cutlery in there too.

Not as bad as this...But i after i eat my breakfest i went straight to my room with cutlery...

 

[Michael Logan]

I keep thinking we have one more step in our stairs than we do, which causes me to almost fall whenever i use the stairs.

 

[hyperhammy]

I'm the dumbest idiot of all time.
-Set my hand on fire 3 times in 1 day.
-Fell on my right knee. Opened the same wound again 4 times. Looked fucking disgusting.
-Cut myself countless times. (no emo)
-Injured myself in every way possible.
BUT I never broke a bone.

 

[daavisb]

you know when you cook bakon without a shirt on, and only after finishing you understand, that it would have been much less painful with a shirt. its kinda stupid.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I made brownies.
Forgot to add the eggs.
Had too much water.

I got this soup-like substance that's sitting there, taunting me at my incompetance.

 

[hyperhammy]

I made brownies.
Forgot to add the eggs.
Had too much water.

I got this soup-like substance that's sitting there, taunting me at my incompetance.

I forgot to add the chocolate... xD

 

[Timmey]

When you open something, go to throw the wrapper in the bin but accidently throw the food in bad times

 

[Stryc9]

You know you're an idiot when: You burn your forehead with a soldering iron when holding it in your hand like a pen when putting in your safety glasses.

***** hurt.

I waved a lit welding torch across the palm of my hand in my metal shop class in high school, with the teacher standing right next to me showing me what I was supposed to be doing. I got to invoke the 'It's OK to swear when you hurt yourself." rule that day.

 

[Sjakie]

...you slept with that hot girl you dont know to well and forgot the condoms because your drunk....
Girl had a good sense of humor about it later though: called up a month later and started really serious: René, i think im late....to catch my train on time.

I also jumped out of a tree once and broke my wrist.

Crashed my bike into a bus that was parked on a straight road

Still haven't gotten that darwin award though.

 

[Mikester1290]

When you are:-

Squeezing hair gel onto the tooth brush then using it. Not good.

Working on a Transit van interior on your stomach while its up on a car lift for long enough to forget that its 2 metres up in the air, then climbing out as if it were on the ground (broken wrist).

Putting underwear on, then putting great big work boots on, (not trousers), then NEARLY walking out the front door, talk about being emmbarresed all on your own. Cringecopter.

 

[Keela]

... you bring 300 bucks to the beach and forget it's in your pocket. I can't say that was my brightest moment.

Same thing happened to me, but with my $400 phone.

During passing period, I walked out to the barren car line and stood there for a minute or two before realizing I still had one more period left. Also, putting a knife in my cereal bowl. And how I constantly have lapses in concentration and just start laughing uncontrollably in the middle of class until I go dark red. Or just laughing about something completely unfunny for so long that my friends start laughing at me, starting a never-ending cycle of histeria. I love being so absent-minded!

 

[David_G]

Sleeping from 6 PM to 6:30 PM, waking up being still half-asleep, asking my mom what the time is, she says 6:30, I ask AM?

I don't know why, but everytime I sleep through the day, I feel weird when I wake up, and I can't handle complex thoughts.

 

[megamanenm]

When you are:-

Squeezing hair gel onto the tooth brush then using it. Not good.

Working on a Transit van interior on your stomach while its up on a car lift for long enough to forget that its 2 metres up in the air, then climbing out as if it were on the ground (broken wrist).

Putting underwear on, then putting great big work boots on, (not trousers), then NEARLY walking out the front door, talk about being emmbarresed all on your own. Cringecopter.

Hey cringecopter is a google whack

 

[gamepopper101]

You know when you are an idiot when a school department doesn't accept you when you are not wearing an ID Badge, even if you have it with you.

The IT Department at my school are way to serious with their school policies. Now whenever someone has a problem with their school account or something, and needs to go to the IT Department, we have to remind them to "make sure you have the string".