You know you're an idiot when...................

[Connor Lonske]

...when you have your friend and eat him out too.

Ha, gay jokes.

The real stupid thing I did was that I thought I shit my self via a fart, and end ended up putting my hands in my pants for no resign. Thankfully, I found other resigns to put my hands in my pants after going on the inter-webs, and there was much rejoicing.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Nearly hacked off my leg with an ax. I was more distracted, but still stupid

 

[Chunga the Great]

One time after getting home from school, barely being able to keep myself awake, I decided to have some Easy Mac. I hadn't made some literally in a year or 2, so i looked at the instructions and put the Easy Mac in the bowl, and put it in the microwave. I smelled something burning and I found the bowl with a charred turd stuck in it. The instructions were on top of the box so when I opened it and read, I forgot to put some fricking water in the bowl.

God, I am an IDIOT sometimes....

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I walked into the shower fully clothed, and didn't realize it for fifteen minutes. Somehow, my phone was undamaged. And just a few days ago when I showered, I lathered my hair with shampoo four times, not realizing that I had done it before.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I made a tuna sandwich one day and when I made it it was too dry. I spent about 5 minutes thinking of what to put in it do make it nicer and eventually put butter into the tuna. It was only after finishing the sandwich that I realised you generally put Mayonaise in Tuna sandwiches. This was especially dumb since I love lots of Mayo in my Tuna and made Tuna sandwiches with Mayo at least once a week for years. Why it didn't occur to me is a total mystery.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

During my time with the electronic baby from 'Parenting and Development' at my school, I'd been meticulously careful in my care of it.
On the last day however, I'd gotten up extremely late for a bowl of cereal and placed the baby in the fridge rather than the gallon of milk.
My baby froze to death.
I had to pay eight hundred and fifty six dollars to replace it.

 

[Feralcentaur]

When you unwrap a piece of candy only to throw the candy in the garbage and put the wrapper in your mouth.

 

[Chrinik]

I once wanted to boil some water for some meal...
I did so tho...turned a good half gallon into vapor over the two hours I left it standing on the plate. Go me.
And when I put water back in, some of it immidiately vaporized as well because the pot was like a million degrees.

I also once attempted to cool a hot plate with boiling oil in it with water...good thing I was like "wait a minute" and only got a few drops into it...still a very voilent reaction.
NEVER PUT WATER INTO A HOT PAN! It can burn everything you love.

 

[Denamic]

When boiling water, the fastest way to check if the water's hot is to put your finger in it.
I've tried it, it works.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

I was once running backwards into the waves at a beach when I was two or three. I tripped and fell underwater, and, at the time, I was certain I was going to drown. A friend of my parents' ran in and pulled me out, for which I am forever thankful.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

One time I took a nap, and I thought it was the next day when I woke up. Got up, took a shower, breakfast, everything. I didn't notice what was wrong until I walked out the door.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm pretty sure I've posted this before but I'll say it again. I have a stupid tendency to leave stuff on the roof of my car while I'm packing it and then driving away with the junk on top. I've broken some things doing that >_>

 

[ghostalker.cepo]

Putting milk away in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge.


Don't ask -_-

Oh, everybody does that. Like me.

Not as bad as scraping the leftovers off a plate into a bin, then throwing the cutlery in there too.

I've almost done that many times, but always manage to stop myself.

I did it once... NEVER AGAIN!

What exciting lives you both lead...
Stupidest thing I've ever done? Accidentally blending my fingers is the first that springs to mind, but then there's the time I sprained my ankle standing up too quickly with 2 dead legs, breaking up with one girl for another (and ending up with neither), falling in love with a properly mental girl, started smoking.... the list goes on.

 

[dillirgaf]

I once "gulp" almost thought about watching an episode of Jersey Shore

 

[scorptatious]

One time I was carrying both my dirty laundry and my chihuahua at the same time. I dropped my clothes on the floor and ALMOST placed my dog into the hamper. Luckily I realized what I was doing before putting my dog in there.

Now for something I actually did that was stupid. I was on a boat trip one time, and I thought it would be a good idea to lay on a hammock that was on the boat while it was moving. BIG mistake, I ended up getting sick from the motions of both the speeding boat and the rocking hammock and threw up over the side, and if that wasn't enough, I happened to throw up in the path of a bunch of dolphins. >_>

 

[Romidude]

I was about... Twelve? I think. And so we were making these Balsa wood planes with my principal at school, I took an scalpel that we were using to cut it out, and I tried to launch it with a rubber band. It sliced open my right hand which still flares up and gives me writers cramp all the time, I suppose I nicked a nerve.

 

[GenericAmerican]

When you fail an open book test...