You know you've been on the internet to long when...

[Sewer Rat]

You spill a glass of milk and you go to hit reload last save.

 

[HarlyHellbender]

When you start to quote WAY too many things from Youtube....

 

[zacaron]

when you get a new game and skip eating to play it.

 

[hagaya]

When you can sweep pick without ever having one guitar lesson; me.

Your best friend lived in Taiwan all his life.

If your WoW character is fed, you are.

The sun burns your skin on a cloudy day.

 

[Carysta]

... when you start using "for the win!" and "fail!" in regular speech.

... when you've ever solved any argument during a friendly gathering (eg. house party, dinner at friends, whatever) by saying 'Let's Google it!" ... and they hook the TV and the computer together so everyone can see who gets Pwned when their side is wrong.

...if you had to Google 'house party' so you can understand the above.

...if you are replying to this thread because your usual MMO is having server downtime and you need some kind of fix to keep you going.

 

[UncleAsriel]

You read through book and you want to look for a specific word used therein and the first thing you try to do is press ctrl + F.

 

[Prideful Heretic]

When you tell stories about you heroic exploits on the internet to random strangers...

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

When you bookmark 4chan.

Seriously, it's pretty much downhill from there.

 

[Mr.HomerSimpson]

You know you've been on the internet too long when you make threads like this.

 

[Cortheya]

At school you ctrl F when told to look up things...I have done this many many times

 

[MiketheBassMan]

...when you don't see anything wrong with these things.

 

[FranicalFrazical]

You know you've been on the internet to long when you type escapistmagazine.com into the search bar

 

[SmilingKitsune]

When it's starting to get bright outside and you still haven't gone to sleep.

 

[Neonbob]

You use the google search bar as an impromptu spell check.

 

[cthulhu257]

You're reading something on TV Tropes. Seriously, if you're on there, you've been there longer than you meant to. Much longer.

 

[Minimike3636]

You think you're lagging after you zone-out for a second or have a quick daydream or even face an awkward silence.

This has seriously happened to me before and I've barely been able to stop myself from saying "Woah, lag" out loud. The sad part is (and I don't care if you believe me) that this REALLY DID happen to me.

 

[TaborMallory]

When you don't buy media anymore.

At school you ctrl F when told to look up things...I have done this many many times

Similarly, my fingers subconsciously try to press ctrl Z whenever I make a mistake in my notes or drawings.
Then nothing happens, and I say "Damn!" out loud and get funny looks.

...when

Spoiler: image

seems like a very clever joke to you.

I'm in trouble, I saved that image even before I saw what you had to say about it...

...when you don't see anything wrong with these things.

This too.

 

[Roamin11]

When you have found every single type of porn out there
And when you do read the whole internet a pop up appears that says "Congrats we will send a emergency team to go salvage your starving corpse"

 

[tokoolforranch]

when you cringe at the word random