"You, my friend, deserve a slap."

[ZombieLawngnome]

What are some things that people do that make you want slap them in the face?

An example from me would have to be when someone talks about how much better they believe they are compared to you, or when someone breaks wind next to you during a loud part in a movie and it goes unnoticed until you catch the foul, foul odor in your nostrils. Forever ruining your appetite for the extra-large bag of popcorn you bought that will now remain uneaten. Farting bastards...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. When I get into power of the United Kingdom, I will have people paid specifically to slap people who make stupid decisions. There will be one stood behind every bank manager, for example, and every time they consider making a loan to someone with poor credit history that will almost definitely not be repaid...

*SLAP*

And thus, I would help prevent further depressions from overzealous loaning.

 

[Soulgaunt]

When they say that something shouldn't have happened or something was bullshit when it was of thier own fault.

 

[Kajt]

Every single time my friends comment on the graphics of whatever game I'm playing I just want to slap them. Hard.

 

[Subzerowings]

My friend: "I like Ke$ha."
*slap*
Me: "That'll teach you for not having good taste!"

 

[nick n stuff]

people who moan about everything and have to tell everyone. at the moment everyone is moaning about exams. we're all doing them, moaning ain't gonna make it easier...belt up *****

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Oh god damn. I'm just imagining all the things I would slap! And for the people I really hate I'd insure I wear a glove with fucking nails on the end. The only problem though is who to slap first? The choices are seemingly infinite and I definitely don't want to use my hand too much otherwise it might be over tired or something.

 

[Enigmers]

People who think you're "lucky" because you have something you worked hard for (for example, good grades).

 

[Lawnmooer]

Everytime my teachers used to complain about me needing to work, whilst saying I'm smarter than them... this has happened to me since I was in first school it just makes me want to slap them and yell "MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!"

Though alot of them retired shortly after hearing about my exam results after I didn't work...

 

[Danallighieri]

People who're too prideful to admit to when they're wrong or they fail

 

[GhostKnifeFish]

I have a friend (I'm looking at you Chogg Van Helsing) that will not stop belching in my face. Its disgusting, and he apologises after everytime he does it! And continues to do it! Saying its always an accident!

 

[Insanum]

when someone breaks wind next to you during a loud part in a movie and it goes unnoticed until you catch the foul, foul odor in your nostrils. Forever ruining your appetite for the extra-large bag of popcorn you bought that will now remain uneaten. Farting bastards...

heh, Me and my friends seem to have a knack of doing that.

My personal favourite is to silently fart and then trap my friends in the car with my newest extention of ones self, but im just plain evil.

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For me its when one of my friends claims Christopher Eccleston was the Greatest Dr, Even though he'd never seen more than one episode of Dr Who. (after 2 episodes he converted to Tennant, And now he's a know it all...)

 

[Wardnath]

Whenever someone starts a thread like this:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.203497-Australia-to-ban-swearing

And then people come in and complain without reading ANYTHING, what's more is that half of those people don't even live in Australia. They know nothing.

 

[TheTaco007]

Religious people annoy the crap out of me. (I'm not saying all religious people, just the ones that get in your face about it.)

 

[Deathsong17]

People who haven't... Let's say, 'broadened their horizons' on music, yet magically have opinions on everything. Example: "How can you like Rock though? It's all 'rargh rargh rargh'".

If you've listened, and judged several different genres of music before refining your tastes, then I can respect your opinion. But people who are so closed minded and yet somehow have an opinion on genres they've never listened to just make me want to hit them!

 

[Soxafloppin]

"Can you hold off for an hour?"

"Yea sure" *Waits an hour*

"I cant go now sorry"

SLAP!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh god damn. I'm just imagining all the things I would slap! And for the people I really hate I'd insure I wear a glove with fucking nails on the end. The only problem though is who to slap first? The choices are seemingly infinite and I definitely don't want to use my hand too much otherwise it might be over tired or something.

hahaha, this! I'd line them all up and run down the line slapping them in turn.

There's some ***** at my boyfriends college who he hates, which automatically means I hate her as she's an over-opinionated, scratty, dumb, bossy little fucktard. It was his last day on Friday and I told him to head but her and give her a black eye as a leaving present. He doesn't hit girls though, so I said I'd give her a good punch in the face for him.
So people like that, really. Who go out of their way to make other peoples life a misery.

 

[PoliceBox63]

My mother when she chews anything remotely crunchy... oh dear lord -_-
And people who eat with their mouth open excessively.

 

[Hashime]

When someone says "macs are better because (insert retarded reason)"
I just want to make them understand how much they hurt my intelligence!

(and when they start talking about COD)