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garbutt

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Apparantly I am now the Shadow Broker.

I have a galaxy spanning intelligence gathering service, know enough dirty secrets to start a war in about 10 minutes and get a sweet spaceship to boot.
 

AussieTex

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Lovesfool said:
First of all, I am dead...

Second of all, I am resting in peace, or requiesto im pace, or something like that, since I am an hitman of the Borgia in 1500s Rome.
Well don't worry, I'm the one who killed you. Did one of the massive veiwpoints and for some reason the leap of faith didn't activate... Ezio committed suicide.
 

6037084

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Medic from tf2, excellent now I can make tons of money working for the military, healing soldiers, to the point where a bullet wound to the face is no longer a reason to leave the front lines, I'll just go shoot a healing beam at you for a few seconds and get another paycheck.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Alpha Centauri said:
Awwww yeah, I'm John Marston. (need to teach him how to swim)
When do you kill John Marston?
I've played it all the way through and i don't remember that bit.
 

teebeeohh

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i am either a morally bankrupt southern industrialist with a god complex and superpowers or a giant walking ice statue that can shoot freeze-rays from its hands.
i really don't remember whether i killed the titan before or after the Bertrand mission.
 

Randomorific

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Im a French cannon operator from Empire Total War -_-
Now I will spend the rest of my life sitting in some crappy fort in early 1700's America. But on the plus side cannon!
 

imnot

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Just played L4D
-___-

Not even a cool one like a hunter!
A normal one!
 

Jackalb

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I'm just some Sea Raider dude from Mount & Blade: Warband.

Not the most glorified existence but then again it could have been worse. I could have been a fucking Rhodok.
 

Firia

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I'm a pilot in highly advanced mining ship sitting in an asteroid belt doing nothing better with my time than mining rocks. Joyest of joys. I'm not even well equipped either. You can see very clearly what I have. BAH!

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