You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. Only ever orders the triple-raked muck sandwich, and then will never eat it.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He expects me to eat that crap!

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he is crap.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't treat all pants equal.

 

[Scde2]

...
Don't date. S/he squeals.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, their mind is pregnant.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is the father.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't keep an open mind. /pun

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he just had one of the greatest puns ever.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He has command of your pants. /unoriginality

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He was suspended for 7 days.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't understand just how voluntary that was.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is trying to hide his shame.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't Date,they work with portals. they are a ninja pants.

Btw why did you get suspended again? I thought it was a pretty mudane thing if I remember right.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He listens to reason when you really need it.

I asked Kuliani to suspend me since I had a load of exams and I was feeling hopeless and depressed about my future prospects, and I decided to remove my biggest timesink. He just chose my most recent post and labelled that as being suspendible.

 

[Scde2]

Date. His soul belongs to the Escapist again.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's been soulless ever since that fateful click on the 'Forum Games and RP' link.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Tried to kill the ArchdEMOn without any Grey Wardens.