You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[SPCF]

Don't date, Or else there'll be another keyblade war...
Couldn't think of anything else >.<

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He doesn't know that the secret to Forum Games is to post without thinking.

 

[Newkenyanguy]

date: who wouldnt love a killer turret?

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He assumes that all I do is kill.

 

[Tharwen]

*Sigh*

Another double post...

 

[Fraught]

Date.

Who wouldn't date him? Some may call him over-protective, but eh, to each their own, I guess.

 

[superbatranger]

Don't date. He double posted which clearly speaks volumes about his sexual orientation towards smurfs. That raccoon/squirrel/whatever is a mean, mean ninja.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Just do it. Trust me.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He double posts.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He can't count past two.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Doesn't have his own nemesis.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He's a nemesis to whomever suits him. A nemesis-for-hire, if you will.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He's just a low level minion.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He would be a redshirt, but can only afford blue.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Doesn't have a Moon base.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Forgot to check for bases on Mercury.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is about to be nuked.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He fired his nukes at the wrong planet. That was, in fact, a red herring designed to distract you while you wasted your primary nukes and my spies disabled the back-ups.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is a horrible villain.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. It'll get you close to him in time for your final strike.