You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Asturiel]

Date, they will shut power down in your tri-state area if you don't.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date. He's actually a jellyfish.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Has something against jellyfish.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Meh, why not?

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is having trouble with Spirit Tracks.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Doesn't know how much I RAGEd playing it.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Date, Scde2 could totally kick your ass if you don't.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Thinks Cole could kick someones ass.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is right.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Don't date because he's a big meanie.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, that kitten will murder you 7 times before ya hit the ground.

 

[Tharwen]

Date. He can make wonderful things happen with a snap of his fingers.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, he makes terrible things happen with a snap of his robotic claws....

To other people of course!

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Date. You two would make a cute couple.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they speak crazy talk.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they are too tired right now.

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they will crush your heart with words colder than the Lich Kings breath.