You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Asturiel]

Don't date, they give in too easily.

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Don't date. He'll hit on the waitress.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, they are a waitress.

 

[Asturiel]

Date, Captain Obvious will protect you from all worries.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He ate my pants!

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Hates Lady Gaga.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Peeks at you in the shower.

 

[Asturiel]

I ate the pants? I ate no such thing! You see as it were the bird had taken the butterfly out to a nice brunch. And on that day they had a lovely chat and were merry, until the bird had news. She was pregnant. The butterfly immediately left the scene, the worm waiters chased after him but the bird knew all too well, outside the butterfly was going to get what was coming to him. So the butterfly rushed and he rushed, only to be met by a black sky of hawks. He looked up, took a big gulp and said "Fuck I wish I was a cat".

In other words, don't date.

(I had to do something more for my 5555 post)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Need I say why?

 

[CounterAttack]

Don't date him, he ninja'd me.

 

[Asturiel]

Date him, he's susceptible to your ninja tactics!

 

[Scde2]

Date. Just give him a chance!!

 

[Lizmichi]

Date, I'm an open person.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Is willing to get over the fact the I wear some make-up.

 

[capin Rob]

Date. Wears make up

 

[Scde2]

I can't decide. He likes that I'm a guy that wears make-up...But he said he likes hairy bums...