You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Blue Musician]

Do not date, doesn't know when to get going.

 

[capin Rob]

Date. WHY!? Just Cause.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Ninja'd.
Yes. He's Solid motherfucking Snake. You don't get more bad-ass than that.

 

[Blue Musician]

Do not date, he's worshiping Snake right now.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he double posted by error.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Never makes errors.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, he's lying nicely.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Is a lemon.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he's a tomato.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's bad for your health.

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, too good for health.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Too...ish.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Don't date. He's from Alabama

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He just insulted me horribly.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date: he's easily insulted.

 

[Racistman3d]

Don't date him, he has three nipples.

 

[Anah'ya]

He's a racist. And he's in 3D.

 

[Racistman3d]

He judges a book by it's title.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Because honestly, he's ugly.