You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date, he'll destroy the world if you make emo jokes about him.

 

[BoosterGold]

Don't date its jail bait. abort mission aborbt mission

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He gives up too easily.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He dun goofed.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He was backtraced and was reported to the Cyber Police.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Is the cyber police.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Looks like Billy Mays.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Emo.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Dislikes emos like.every.fucking.other.person.on.the.interwebz.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It's not you, I've barked up the emo tree before is all.

OT: Don't date. Can't read the avatar writing without straining eyes.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Either has a small monitor or doesn't know how to zoom in.

 

[BoosterGold]

Don't date, that avatar has one of the most horrifying rape faces of all time!
I NEED AN ADULT!!!! (ToT

 

[Queen Michael]

He's from the future. Meaning he's not born yet. Meaning he's jailbait.

 

[Eri]

Don't date. If you do, the consequences will never be the same.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date, just take one long look.

There's someone with anger issues and once he's (she's) done abusing the poor wall guess what s/he's going to turn to next.

Can you say: Domestic abuse?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Do not date, might eat face off.

 

[BoosterGold]

Date because she can manipulate data if you know what I mean.
...
What I meant reshaping the enviroment ya pervz