You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Ren3004]

Date him, he has a flair for the dramatic. You know who else has a flair for the dramatic? The goddamn Batman, that's who!

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, overly dramatic.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date, he's worth about seven syllables and we are not too sure about the seventh.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Date. Because he's just awesome

 

[Dramatic Flare]

date this man, because the gun that's pointing off the avatar is actually pointed at me!
And I'm too pretty to die.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he's a negative picture.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date because he's bad man from the badlands of South Dakota, and he'll tear your heart out with a smileeee.

bum ba-bum bum bum

 

[Blue Musician]

Date, is a Dramatic Flare.

 

[Blue Musician]

Don't date, he has the stereotypical thinking of an American.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date, he'll steal your soul.

 

[MachoFern]

dont date, smells suspiciously like citrus fruit

 

[BoosterGold]

DATE: seems like a happy sorta person also a MANLY plant

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date, he's a stranger.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Do it or you'll make him angry.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Date or he'll cry.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date, he'll find all your weaknesses and exploit them for his own gain.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't date, he cries too much.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Cries too little.