You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Sleekgiant]

Don't he works for the man

 

[Ren3004]

Don't do it, he'll just teabag you.

 

[Irridium]

He's dangerous.

I'd say no, but some people like a dangerous man

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He will dance all over your relationship.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him if you like small animals.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date him, he's too swollen.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

He steals your food.
[sub][sub]...jerk.[/sub][/sub]

 

[DoW Lowen]

Don't he once held an opponent's wife's hand.... in a jar of acid.

 

[Vrex360]

Honey, baby doll, I used to say you should date him for his style but come on babe... he can't really protect you the way Vrex can. So forget this guy, my love is tender.

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him, he just unveiled my plans to destroy.... I mean... uhhhh..... befriend all the humans.

 

[Vrex360]

Oh yeah, well he eats your sandwiches!!!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Clearly he has some kind of Alzheimer's.