You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Scde2]

Don't date. He doesn't realize that skinny jeans and tight t-shirts rule! Except on fat people.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's quick to anger.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She takes her anger out on Uranus.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's not a drunk.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She is very addicted to coffee.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He thinks that's a bad thing.

 

[Scde2]

Date. She will make you date her anyway.

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date, it is.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He is a helmet.

 

[ShockValue]

Date him. He's sometimes amusing. That makes him bearable.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She looks down on others.

 

[The Eggplant]

Date, I'm fairly sure she's female.

EDIT: Argh. Well, fine...date him too, because his avatar is at least androgynous enough to pass for one.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He realizes that androgynous is good.

 

[The Eggplant]

Date. His fashion sense is excellent.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He also reconizes good fashion.

 

[bgg1996]

Don't date, he's already engaged to the Eggplant.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a turtle.

 

[bgg1996]

Don't date: He is RASCIST against TURTLES!

 

[The Eggplant]

Don't date, he's a ninja who gets gender-confused (PSSST...SHOCK'S A GIRL.)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. There is a lack of color.

@Eggplant: We don't know what Shock's gender is, I refer to her as a female because her avy's a woman.