You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[dontcallmemuffin]

date
his father was gogo gadget his cousin is robo cop his uncle is the iron giant and his bro is iron man

 

[Tharwen]

Date. Is a man of steel.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. He knows the periodic system.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. He files fiction in the NF section of the library.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Doesn't use tables, obviously.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's irrelevant.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. He's irreverent.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Will never make 5555 posts.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't date. Just became incorrect.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He's the reason we have a hostile relationship.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Is wrong.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He obviously doesn't know us that well.

 

[SPCF]

Date. Loved my story.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. His story wasn't even worth a "Cool story brah"

 

[SPCF]

Date.
Knows it wasn't worth JUST a "Cool story brah."
Would've atleast said the above, but was too stunned by my authoring skillz.

 

[Scde2]

Date. You can blame him for everything.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Had to change topic because he couldn't think of anything good.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He thinks he can.

 

[SPCF]

Don't date.
Still trying to change the topic.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Forces me to do stuff!