You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Steppin Razor]

Don't date. He pretends to like clingy people just so he can crush their souls by dumping them.

 

[Vrex360]

Date.

Alpha clearly knows how it feels to have your heart broken and wouldn't do the same to others.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. He wrongly assumes that I'm not a bastard who would do that type of thing, hence he's the perfect target for scamming.

 

[MadMechanic]

Date. A scamming bastard, my type of person. Together, we could scam -The World

[sub] or, yano, not...[/sub]

 

[Steppin Razor]

Date. While he's scamming you he won't notice you setting up black market contacts to come and harvest his organs.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Don't date. He's like a Resident Evil zombie, except for bourbon.

 

[BoosterGold]

Date, ha a Flare for the Dramatic.

 

[Lust]

Date. Has hair.

 

[Shemming]

Date. could be smart enough.

 

[Lust]

Date. Why not?

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. Why?

 

[Venom 3135]

date. "For the most part he's a kind and decent person."

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Date. It would take someone very special to thaw him out. Could that someone be you?

 

[Scde2]

Date. His avy is likeable now.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. He hates coffee.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Will do anything for the right price.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date. Is an escaped fugitive.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Don't date. Might come after the bounty on my head.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Loves bacon cookies.