You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, too rapey.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date. Is a zombie-like creature.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. Hides his face.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date. Will tickle you.

 

[Ren3004]

Date. Likes tickling.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, will pickle you.

 

[Venom 3135]

Don't date. Pickle?

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date, doesn't know what pickle means.

 

[Scde2]

DON'T DATE. Just 'cause.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't date, mean.

Date, is a ninja.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't date. Has the worst luck with Zapdos.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Date, has a massive... post count.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Has a tiny... "post count".

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Date; Will probably miss me a little when I'm gone... I just hope you miss me a little when I'm gone...
Drake FTW

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't date. Is leaving...

 

[Lust]

Date. Needs a "friend."

 

[Valkyrie101]

Don't date. Wants a fiend.

 

[Scde2]

Date. He must be appeased, at all costs.

 

[Ren3004]

Don't date. He'll probably eat you.