You: The Movie!

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Anarchemitis ? Get to work, ladies. (He snaps a whip, and several women flinch.)
Smiles ? We're working as hard as we can, Mitis.
Mitis ? Get back to your work, woman!

I'm abbreviated as Mitis?
That sounds a bit like the laughably greedy and stupid Kind Midas, who wished everything he touched turned to gold.

For me to play the role of antagonist I can abide, as long as my name is abbreviated property. Like Anar. that would be better.[/nitpickins', they're finger-ripping good]

Well, we do need someone experienced in whipping things.

You called?

Well, I suppose this calls for a whip-off, doesn't it?

I'd hit it.

 

[Labyrinth]

Well, I suppose this calls for a whip-off, doesn't it?

I've got my cat'o'nine just waiting. So bring it on.

 

[PurpleRain]

This is a story of a woman?

Juandonde (dressed as plumber): Did somebody order a plumber? to take a look at your plumbing?
Larenxis: Not to my knowledge.
Shuts the door.

Unknown to her? her fate was just made?

Anarchemitis stands in front of many different scientists wearing his lab coat and a clipboard in hand.
Anarchemitis: Well we successfully built the love-bot 2000 programmed to love all, hug everyone, spread the good word and say ?wuv? a whole bunch of times.
Scientist: That?s great.
Anarchemitis: Naw I?m joking. It?s opposite day. He really wants to destroy all of humanity.
NewClassic smashes through the back wall. His arm turns into a flame thrower and burns the scientists to smoldering ashes.

On the other side of the world, can a robot fall in love with a girl he does not even know?

NewClassic: We?re both robots in this topsy turvy world. I know I was programmed to kill, but you can never be programmed to love.
RAK: Love comes from the heart? which we both do not have.
NewClassic: A heart only beat around blood. I think I understand now what the humans say. You can?t grow a heart, it grows on you.
RAK: I understand.

Pestered by the man of her nightmares, can she escape her doom?

Juandonde (dressed in bathing suit): Did somebody order a hair pool boy?
Larenxis: I don?t have a pool.
Shuts the door.

All the more, a new threat beckons?

Necrowanson: I?m more evilerer
Root_Of_All_Evil: Nuh ah! I?m more evilerer times infinity.
Necrowanson: Damn your logic!

A robot and a human? together.

NewClassic: I?ve decided not to destroy the earth. I? I need you!
Larenxis: Um, do I know you?
NewClassic: No, but we can together forever!
Larenxis (picks up a stick from her garden and throws it): Go fetch.
NewClassic runs after it. When he comes back the door is shut. He begins to cry robot tears.

In a dentist office, RAK lies down on a table with Shanks standing over him.
Shanks:Ok, how many teeth out?
RAK: But I'm a robot.
Shanks: Not anymore!
Shanks casts fairy magic on RAK turning his metal and circuits into flesh and bone.
RAK: I'm a real boy!
Shanks: Yay! Now lets get the teeth out.
The camera pans right. There is a vast amount of gurgled screaming and blood sprayed across the wall.

A Robot, a Killer and a Lady.
Only in cinemas near you.

Juandonde (dressed as a pizza boy): Did somebody order pizza. Juicy, warm, cheesy pizza?
Larenxis (Shots him and takes the pizza closing the door behind her)

 

[Labyrinth]

I'd hit it.

Of course. You freak.

 

[SmilingSilence]

Smiling Silence: The Depressed Noise

(Tagline): Trust us. It makes sense.

 

[Clairaudient]

We keep hearing about Smiles but she hasn't poked her grinning face into this thread yet.

Also, I really hope this production becomes a full length feature NewClassic. I did a lot of film studies and scriptwork back in college and you got teh skillz. I can almost picture Anarchemitis laughing maniacally, petting a smallharmlesskitten in his lap.

Still waiting on that photoshop of a movie poster for it. One day... one day

 

[MarcusStrout]

In a world, within a world, there is a place.
A place where men can live.
Until now

Marcosco Rutworth Hoages IV is
Xavier Maconowitz is
Vivaldi Dominican Reynaldo Forsheezy in

Taken Out To Lunch: A Violent Romance

"Fuck yeah, I'll have fries with that."

In Theatres January 230 B.C.E.

 

[000Ronald]

*commence wacky music*

"See, the thing is, people seem to not understand what it is that I'm trying to do. Some people seem to think I'm trying to take over the world, some people think I'm trying to destroy mankind, some people think I'm just making a racket."

"Well, what is it that you're trying to do?"

"Make a racket, of course. It's the only way to get anything done nowadays."

The Logician

He will rock your world

"How many fingers do you think I'm holding up?"

"Four."

"How do you know you're right?"

"You're holding up four fingers."

Yip. That's the teaser trailer, anyway.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Win get.

I created NewClassic?

...
Awesome, I guess.

...
Yay! I'm the villain!

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Win get.

I created NewClassic?

...
Awesome, I guess.

...
Yay! I'm the villain!

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

 

[savandicus]

When the world needs saving theres only 1 person who can help.

Savandicus

....is not that man.

Superman 10 - Superman and the guy whos name doesnt really fit because it sort of sounds like it could be a name but you know noone would ever be called that.

Or for short

Superman 10 - SATGWNDRFBISOSLICBANBYKNWEBCT

 

[RetiarySword]

The life of Retiary, featuring Gary the cable guy! (+18)

 

[Blind Punk Riot]

Angry after a day at work one man starts a riot.

You might not know why, but lets loot, fight and burn!
Blind Punk Riot.


Coming soon to a street near you, duck and cover.

 

[Fraught]

*facepalm*

Anyway, back to the thread.

Tensions: Fraught With Douchebaggery

I'll probably make a trailer to it sometime soon. It's going to be, quite simply put, badass!

 

[the monopoly guy]

the monopoly guy- you won't know what hit you, but I bet it was a little plastic house.

Reader's Digest says: "What?"

Roger Ebert proclaims: "That was amazing in the same way that rotten eggs smell good"

Nominated for 3 Golden Globes out of pity.

 

[Clairaudient]

^ Filmed in Glorious Orange-O-Vision

 

[PumpItUp]

Pump It Up is a dance game so...:

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*Fast-paced music blares, lights flash on and off, the crowds are yelling with excitement. Arrows fly up a screen. A lone teen blaze across a metal dance pad.*

Announcer: "He was the king of the pads, untouchable..."

*Song ends. Teen holds up his hands in victory and the crowd cheers for him. Rough-looking gangstas shove through the crowd and push the teen off the stage. They set up a song and one guy freestyles, flipping, spinning, and all that.*

*Gangsta finishes song in victory and taunts teen.*

Gan: "Let's see what you got, white boy."

*Teen trys to freestyle, fails miserably. Crowd disperses.*

Gang: "Heh, whoever said white boys can't dance...was right!"

Gangstas laugh and taunt teen.

Ann: "Now he must prove himself on his own stage..."

*Cuts to teen practicing breakdancing, falling, a lot.*

Ann: "To take back his title..."

Father: Have you thought of maybe, not playing there anymore?"

*Teen looks into his father's eyes sternly.*

Teen: "No"

Ann: "And his dignity."

Gang: "So, white boy, ready to make an ass of yourself again?"

Teen: "Only by kicking yours"

Ann: "Are you ready to witness the dance movement of the summer?"

Step Up 3: Pump It Up

Coming to theatres whenever someone decides to actually READ my script, I mean, June 2010.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

As to being on topic:
If the first one is Rise of the Machines, what would the sequel be called?

Vengeance of the Machines, perhaps?

Also, good choice on TVR, they're such nice cars.

TVR is probably my favourite car marque, aside from the obvious choices of Ferrari, Jaguar and Aston Martin. Their cars were furiously fast, incredibly raucous and completely insane. They'd try to chuck you into a tree and had no airbags, but that was the thing about them. They were cars for Real Men. You needed muscles to keep them on the road, and they were completely unsubtle. But they were pitched at a part of the market dominated by Porsche, and that never ends well for the underdog, considering that Porsche is rightfully respected throughout the entire automotive world, not least for its multiple successes at Le Mans.

There is, however, a marque whose demise upsets me more than that of TVR. That marque would be MG. Using the same engines as the rest of the British car industry, but managing to make sports cars which were reliable far past other British vehicles, they showed what could be done when bureaucracy didn't ensnare them from their ambitions. Their MG B model was a revelation at the time of its release, beating about 90% of the other cars on the road at the time, but doing it at an affordable price. They even competed in Le Mans, three successive times in three years, entering only one car each time with the same specifications, and not only managing to finish every single time (a record which is impressive by any car manufacturer's standard), but managing to even win in its class, beating more powerful cars in the process, by using the MG B's reliability in its favour.

There was a company which never deserved the raw deal it got after the collapse of the rest of the British Motor Corporation, that never deserved the indignity of failure when MG Rover went down the toilet. It deserved proper management which would maintain that spirit of a sports car for the people, giving some competition to Honda's MX-5 model. It happened with Lotus - now let's see whether SAIC can defy expectations. I hope so.

That was an awesome post, I thought you'd like to know.