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You know who he is
PurpleRain is seen setting fire to an orphanage, running out only pausing to fly kick a teary eyed kiddy in the face.[/i]
You know what he does
Rain is dancing his way through a busy street, indiscriminately snapping necks and hurling shurikens into crowds of pensioners.
An upbeat piano song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTzEGMTzaU] begins to play and Rain starts singing while slaughtering the innocent in a mass choreographed dance line a la Singing in the Rain:
Rain: "Runnin down the avenue, see innocent people left and right, In the city, where the streets run red with blood, Mr. Rain is living here to-day Hey-ey!"
Innocent juandonde 1: "Mr. Rain, please tell us why-"
Innocent Hey Joe 2: "-you have to kill us all-
Innocent FireDaemon 3: "-today?"
Rain: "Can't you see that you went wrong?"
Rain elbows all three in the face.
But what if PurpleRain became... a father?
New Classic and Iron Ninja poke their childish heads out from a doorway
New Classic and Ninja: "Daddy?"
Rain wakes up groggily
Rain (sings): What, no, this can't be, right!
Rain with his new 'children' at the doctors, ELO Turn to Stone [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTzEGMTzaU] starts playing, and the doctor (Decoy Doctorpus MD) sings along.
Decoy (sings): "Mr. Rain, there appears to be no mistake, your a bachelor no more, and soo you must look a--after the--ese child-ren,"
Cut to Rain sprinting alone down a street.
Rain (sings): "I've got to kill, I've got to maim, I can't have kids, in my Pur-ple world!"
... and he's discovering being a dad isn't so easy
Armitage Shanks: "Sir, you realise you can't park here?"
Rain: "you realise you SHUT UP!"
Rain atomizes Shanks with a glare of pure energy.
New Classic: "Daddy, did you just atomize the parking inspector, again?"
Rain: "No... maybe.. yes I know it was wrong but Ultrajoe made me do it!"
But he's also having some fun along the way
Rain and his kids are feeding ducks at the pond.
Iron Ninja: "Can I feed a duck too dad?"
Rain: "You certainly can, son"
Iron Ninja picks up a duck and feeds it to Rain's elephant who munches it down, all three laugh.
PurpleRain's Parenthood: The Musical!
Music changes back to Mr. Blue Sky and Rain is seen outside an orphanage with his children.
Rain: "remember strike the match away from your body. And also remember your better than these kids cause you actually have a dad.
PurpleRain is seen setting fire to an orphanage, running out only pausing to fly kick a teary eyed kiddy in the face.[/i]
You know what he does
Rain is dancing his way through a busy street, indiscriminately snapping necks and hurling shurikens into crowds of pensioners.
An upbeat piano song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTzEGMTzaU] begins to play and Rain starts singing while slaughtering the innocent in a mass choreographed dance line a la Singing in the Rain:
Rain: "Runnin down the avenue, see innocent people left and right, In the city, where the streets run red with blood, Mr. Rain is living here to-day Hey-ey!"
Innocent juandonde 1: "Mr. Rain, please tell us why-"
Innocent Hey Joe 2: "-you have to kill us all-
Innocent FireDaemon 3: "-today?"
Rain: "Can't you see that you went wrong?"
Rain elbows all three in the face.
But what if PurpleRain became... a father?
New Classic and Iron Ninja poke their childish heads out from a doorway
New Classic and Ninja: "Daddy?"
Rain wakes up groggily
Rain (sings): What, no, this can't be, right!
Rain with his new 'children' at the doctors, ELO Turn to Stone [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNTzEGMTzaU] starts playing, and the doctor (Decoy Doctorpus MD) sings along.
Decoy (sings): "Mr. Rain, there appears to be no mistake, your a bachelor no more, and soo you must look a--after the--ese child-ren,"
Cut to Rain sprinting alone down a street.
Rain (sings): "I've got to kill, I've got to maim, I can't have kids, in my Pur-ple world!"
... and he's discovering being a dad isn't so easy
Armitage Shanks: "Sir, you realise you can't park here?"
Rain: "you realise you SHUT UP!"
Rain atomizes Shanks with a glare of pure energy.
New Classic: "Daddy, did you just atomize the parking inspector, again?"
Rain: "No... maybe.. yes I know it was wrong but Ultrajoe made me do it!"
But he's also having some fun along the way
Rain and his kids are feeding ducks at the pond.
Iron Ninja: "Can I feed a duck too dad?"
Rain: "You certainly can, son"
Iron Ninja picks up a duck and feeds it to Rain's elephant who munches it down, all three laugh.
PurpleRain's Parenthood: The Musical!
Music changes back to Mr. Blue Sky and Rain is seen outside an orphanage with his children.
Rain: "remember strike the match away from your body. And also remember your better than these kids cause you actually have a dad.
in a world with out lazors
in a boring world
in a world where gas cost to much
there is
IMACHRGINMEHLAZ0R
who fights to put chuck norris in the oval office
(and also fights for the rights of underprivlegeds nachos)
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU (or not)
in a boring world
in a world where gas cost to much
there is
IMACHRGINMEHLAZ0R
who fights to put chuck norris in the oval office
(and also fights for the rights of underprivlegeds nachos)
COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU (or not)
3) Too busy secretly being 'Tommy' from the original Power RangersThe Iron Ninja post=18.72475.764653 said:
Hmmm... I'd say they'd never make a movie about me, since I'm just your average gamer who isn't a total nerd. (I don't live for gaming, but it IS my main pass time)
However; Since the release of multiple "X" Movie titles, I'm pretty sure they'd make a movie about anything... but I can't think of a good name. And my real life nickname is already a movie title: Powder
Seriously, if I ran outside during a snowstorm, naked you'd never find me. Then again, I'm not stupid enough to do that.
However; Since the release of multiple "X" Movie titles, I'm pretty sure they'd make a movie about anything... but I can't think of a good name. And my real life nickname is already a movie title: Powder
Seriously, if I ran outside during a snowstorm, naked you'd never find me. Then again, I'm not stupid enough to do that.
Jason David Frank! (It's sad that I know that.) Also, sweet, he's in my musical!Clairaudient post=18.72475.764670 said:
A script, hm? I'd do better in short-story format, but I think I can swing a script. Hopefully, none of you will be offended if I speak for you in said short story/script. That alright with you guys?Labyrinth post=18.72475.764747 said:
I have a headache, so I'm probably going to call it for the night for the script. Here's the progress so far.
Settings and actions in Italics.
Characters in Bold.
Dialog in normal.
NewClassic: Rise of the Machines
The sky is bleak, gray clouds dominating the scene. In the foreground, dirty and ill-treated skyscrapers litter the sky, piercing the gray and reaching for the sun. Behind them, the tallest of the buildings, a large monolithic slab of dark gray. The top floor, a spire ringed with glowing red, dominates the skyline and runs the nearby towers with red.
In a long, bleak hallway. Stainless steel corridor as far as the eye can see.
PurpleRain squares off against a numerous army of humanoid robots. They each explode in succession, flashes of light littering the scene. Despite his clearly superior ability, the robots manage to overpower PR. He raises a hand over the robots' height, which sinks into a sound of cybernetic beeps and meaty thumps.
In a cell, Jim Doki, The Iron Nina, Ares Tyr, and The Monopoly Guy lean against the back wall, chatting softly amongst one another. A door slams outside, and PR is dragged (with his face against the floor) to the cell door. The cell slides open, and FeNinja springs forward. His agility is unmatched, but the robot doesn't budge when he's tackled. With the flick of a robotic arm, both FeNinja and PR are dumped back into the cell. The cell door closes with a metal thump, and the robotic guard sits motionless, eye motes glowing as the scene fades to black.
The walls are coated in ice, and deep, meaty animal noises are heard periodically through the screaming wind and fitful pops of the fire.Jumplion and Decoy Doctorpus sit around the fire, planning over a map of the world.
Dr. P ? What do you mean the Land Yeti unit was wiped out?
J. Lion ? They weren't killed. They were just captured, and held captive in a game. Intelligence suggests the game is called SkiFree.
Dr. P ? Damn! Can anything stop these robots?
J. Lion ? Our spy on the inside says the tower is going to hell and back. Robots are malfunctioning every which way. Apparently they were dumb enough to assign Nilcypher to Research and Development, and wilsoncrazybed to Engineering. I bet they're breaking the robots on purpose.
Dr. P ? Oh, so there's hope...
J. Lion ? Yes, hope.
The sound of systematic thumping clanged against the chain-link flooring. Women in chains jerked forward, and the spinning column in the center of the room spun noisily. Steam rose from the bottom, and the ash-ridden iron walls glowed red.
Anarchemitis ? Get to work, ladies. (He snaps a whip, and several women flinch.)
Smiles ? We're working as hard as we can, Mitis.
Anarch ? Get back to your work, woman!
The whip flayed, and Smiles was stricken down. The scene glowed hotter, until it faded from red to black.
Anarch - And don't call me Mitis...
Settings and actions in Italics.
Characters in Bold.
Dialog in normal.
NewClassic: Rise of the Machines
The sky is bleak, gray clouds dominating the scene. In the foreground, dirty and ill-treated skyscrapers litter the sky, piercing the gray and reaching for the sun. Behind them, the tallest of the buildings, a large monolithic slab of dark gray. The top floor, a spire ringed with glowing red, dominates the skyline and runs the nearby towers with red.
In a long, bleak hallway. Stainless steel corridor as far as the eye can see.
PurpleRain squares off against a numerous army of humanoid robots. They each explode in succession, flashes of light littering the scene. Despite his clearly superior ability, the robots manage to overpower PR. He raises a hand over the robots' height, which sinks into a sound of cybernetic beeps and meaty thumps.
In a cell, Jim Doki, The Iron Nina, Ares Tyr, and The Monopoly Guy lean against the back wall, chatting softly amongst one another. A door slams outside, and PR is dragged (with his face against the floor) to the cell door. The cell slides open, and FeNinja springs forward. His agility is unmatched, but the robot doesn't budge when he's tackled. With the flick of a robotic arm, both FeNinja and PR are dumped back into the cell. The cell door closes with a metal thump, and the robotic guard sits motionless, eye motes glowing as the scene fades to black.
The walls are coated in ice, and deep, meaty animal noises are heard periodically through the screaming wind and fitful pops of the fire.Jumplion and Decoy Doctorpus sit around the fire, planning over a map of the world.
Dr. P ? What do you mean the Land Yeti unit was wiped out?
J. Lion ? They weren't killed. They were just captured, and held captive in a game. Intelligence suggests the game is called SkiFree.
Dr. P ? Damn! Can anything stop these robots?
J. Lion ? Our spy on the inside says the tower is going to hell and back. Robots are malfunctioning every which way. Apparently they were dumb enough to assign Nilcypher to Research and Development, and wilsoncrazybed to Engineering. I bet they're breaking the robots on purpose.
Dr. P ? Oh, so there's hope...
J. Lion ? Yes, hope.
The sound of systematic thumping clanged against the chain-link flooring. Women in chains jerked forward, and the spinning column in the center of the room spun noisily. Steam rose from the bottom, and the ash-ridden iron walls glowed red.
Anarchemitis ? Get to work, ladies. (He snaps a whip, and several women flinch.)
Smiles ? We're working as hard as we can, Mitis.
Anarch ? Get back to your work, woman!
The whip flayed, and Smiles was stricken down. The scene glowed hotter, until it faded from red to black.
Anarch - And don't call me Mitis...
I'm abbreviated as Mitis?NewClassic post=18.72475.765023 said:
That sounds a bit like the laughably greedy and stupid Kind Midas, who wished everything he touched turned to gold.
For me to play the role of antagonist I can abide, as long as my name is abbreviated property. Like Anar. That would be better, if you so please.[/nitpickins', they're finger-ripping good]
Well, we do need someone experienced in whipping things.Anarchemitis post=18.72475.765196 said: