You: The Movie!

[sirdanrhodes]

SirDanRhodes - The man who isn't technically a sir

or

S.D.R. - THE THREAD KILLER!

 

[the monopoly guy]

Passion of the Christ 2 : Jesus gets Revenge

After being hung on the cross, Jesus has 2 choices. Die for our sins...or get revenge!!
A coming of age movie of biblical proportions, our hero finds himself in a hostile world, with only his wit and beard to save him.

"2 thumbs reluctantly up" - siskel and ebert
"A real treat for the family" - New York Times
"This makes Shindlers List look like a comedy" - Some jerk on the street

Am I the only one who thought this in terribly poor taste?

A resounding no.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8938072770528600574

It's been done better.


Escapists!:The Movie is amazing, I want to be the guy that's in there for comic releif and never really doesn anything.

Oh, wait...

 

[Clairaudient]

Escapists!:The Movie is amazing, I want to be the guy that's in there for comic releif and never really doesn anything.

Oh, wait...

Just claim that you're a method actor monopoly guy. You'll be Oscar bait in no time!

 

[the monopoly guy]

Escapists!:The Movie is amazing, I want to be the guy that's in there for comic releif and never really doesn anything.

Oh, wait...

Just claim that you're a method actor monopoly guy. You'll be Oscar bait in no time!

If by method acting, you mean be yourself then yes.

 

[Anarchemitis]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

 

[Shivari]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

And why was I the damsel in distress?

 

[Hazy]

"They thought they knew the way out... they were wrong.."
Haze's Reckoning ... Starring Bruce Campbell

 

[Lord Krunk]

I'm new to this thread.

What role do I have?

Ben Kenobi-style hermit in the hills, giving wise yet eccentric advice to the hero?

 

[the protaginist]

What happens when all the greatest protagonists in the world come together to fight the ultimate evil?And a kid who tells NYC tourists that people in pennsylvainia round up the A-mesh(how they pronounce amish)in a big gate and let them out at night gets thrown into the mix?

Protaginists:Rise of the A-mesh.

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

And why was I the damsel in distress?

I hadn't pegged you as the damsel in distress. I was, instead, posting you as a capture slave defiant to the captor. That's why you spit on him. If it makes you feel any better, you got captured much like PurpleRain and Necroswanson. I was thinking 251 robots defeated before they got you. And 15 more while you were in slave captivity, even with cuffs on.

 

[Lord Krunk]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

And why was I the damsel in distress?

I hadn't pegged you as the damsel in distress. I was, instead, posting you as a capture slave defiant to the captor. That's why you spit on him. If it makes you feel any better, you got captured much like PurpleRain and Necroswanson. I was thinking 251 robots defeated before they got you. And 15 more while you were in slave captivity, even with cuffs on.

Hate to post again, but what about me?
I feel a bit whiney at the moment.

 

[Clairaudient]

I was thinking 251 robots defeated before they got you. And 15 more while you were in slave captivity, even with cuffs on.

Because everyone knows if you only send 265 of them, there's no way the robots will win.

 

[meatloaf231]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

It's because of your avatar. It has a suit on. Villains wear suits, ergo, you are the villain.

Also, I have a feeling I have been cast as a prop in this movie.

 

[Clairaudient]

Also, I have a feeling I have been cast as a prop in this movie.

You've been cast as dinner.

Puns!

 

[Shivari]

You seem to be uniformly cast as the villain in this thread, Anarchemitis. How'd that happen?

I honestly have not the faintest, but I could care less.

And why was I the damsel in distress?

I hadn't pegged you as the damsel in distress. I was, instead, posting you as a capture slave defiant to the captor. That's why you spit on him. If it makes you feel any better, you got captured much like PurpleRain and Necroswanson. I was thinking 251 robots defeated before they got you. And 15 more while you were in slave captivity, even with cuffs on.

I didn't really read any of the parts not involving me. =/

 

[meatloaf231]

Also, I have a feeling I have been cast as a prop in this movie.

You've been cast as dinner.

Puns!

I predict myself being thrown into the face of an incompetent underling when Anarchemitis is displeased with it.

 

[Anarchemitis]

It's because of your avatar. It has a suit on. Villains wear suits, ergo, you are the villain.

"Fantastic deduction, Mr. Meatloaf. I am pleased indeed. Tell me, do you like Port?" [img_inline caption="*slides it toward Meatloaf*" width="170" align="right"]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Port_wine.jpg[/img_inline]

 

[meatloaf231]

It's because of your avatar. It has a suit on. Villains wear suits, ergo, you are the villain.

"Fantastic deduction, Mr. Meatloaf. I am pleased indeed. Tell me, do you like Port?" [img_inline caption="*slides it toward Meatloaf*" width="170" align="right"]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Port_wine.jpg[/img_inline]

I'm not entirely sure if that has a large or small amount of poison in it.

That "Mr." was eerie; I do sometimes go as Mr. Meatloaf on other internet-based activities. Probably just the mind reading.