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TheKruzdawg

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I think I'd be ok if my avatar showed up... He'd come in the night and just burninate the entire pass and I would go happily on my way.
 

Realitycrash

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I'm calling on my Avatar, Bahl'al the Watcher, and his legions of zombies, fiends, soulless and thrall.
 

norwegian-guy

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Hm, two drunk scandenavians don't exactly even the odds. But maybe I can use the stereotypical norwegian natureknowledge to escape in the wilds.
 

DazBurger

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kman123 said:
I'll bring 300 Spartans. Seems kinda fitting.
I take that and raise it with power-armor.


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norwegian-guy said:
Hm, two drunk scandenavians don't exactly even the odds. But maybe I can use the stereotypical norwegian natureknowledge to escape in the wilds.

UNLEASH THE MOOSE!!!
 

Jewrean

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YOU HAVE AN AWESOME AVATAR. Pity your grammar / lexicon / spelling / semantics isn't / aren't awesome.

OT: Are we talking about the Spartans from '300'? Or just 300 tough guys? If I were to call on my Avatar... well. No that wouldn't work.

To make it fair I would need to be given a decent weapon if it were the 300 Spartans. Maybe a machine gun with a high rate of fire, low recoil, and high ammunition capacity + a sizable distance between me and them?

If that doesn't work I would probably call upon Cthulu.
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Well that's simple question, mingun that shoot small explosive shells and a lot of ammo. That or a Finnish Folk Viking metal band since I'm planning to invade Denmark with one of them.

norwegian-guy said:
Hm, two drunk scandenavians don't exactly even the odds. But maybe I can use the stereotypical norwegian natureknowledge to escape in the wilds.
Two drunk scandenavians? Isn't that the whole idea behind Vikings?
 

brunothepig

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Wait. So I can bring anything? Anything I want? Really?
Ok, now I can't decide what to bring. A ton of anime characters come to mind, Goku or Gaara maybe... I suppose my avatar would be pretty fucking helpful too.
 

iNsAnEHAV0C

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Chaos-Spider said:
iNsAnEHAV0C said:
Well.. My avatar is a black hole... I'll just use that and be on my way
Wouldn't this also kill you and the entire planet you were standing on?
good point..... oh well at least those 300 enemies are dead! lol
 

loc978

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Me versus 300 Spartan warriors at Thermopylae?

...like someone before me mentioned, I'll take along an M249 SAW and four reloads in my tactical vest... four more in a backpack, too, just in case.

If I were to call on my avatar, he'd wind up doing all the work. He can just snap his fingers and burn 'em all to a crisp anyway.
 

Renegade-pizza

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My avatar would make all their brains explode, with his constantly dramatic staring eye. That or id take a mounted mini-gun. 300rps for 1 second of ownage!
 

iseko

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I'd say mt avatar would work. It being a nuke who gives you the finger and all... Having a P90 would help to offcourse.
 

Flamezdudes

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My Avatar (Eli from Let The Right One In) would fucking rip them to shreds! Haha!

I'd just get some sort of machine gun for myself.
 

Nickolai77

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Not really sure what my avatar, Bruce Dickinson, could do: Perhaps he could blast them away with his near-operatic singing style.

At any rate- MG42 machine gun from 300 meters over flat ground would suit me.
 

Ohhi

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I guess my avatar could help I mean he's woods right other than him i'll just take a lightsaber and my team of pokemon Samurott, Zebstrika, Victini, Krookodile, Haxorus, and Tyranitar.
 

El Poncho

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Squirtle use bubble beam!

300 tough guys were distracted!

Ross ran away.
 

emeraldrafael

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*looks* well, while Crazy Busey always seems likea good ally to have, I think this is just a bit out of his qualifications.

So I'll just grab my winchesters, colt navels and armies, hand and a half broadsword, and my industrial acid.

I'll then fight in a narrow path, soaked with oil and lit ablaze and make them come to me.