You wake up in a Utopian future...

[Freedomario]

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You wake up in a bright white room, seemingly a hospital room, but something is wrong, as you could of sworn you had died. even if that happened, you can remembered everything, as if it had never happened. Your scenes are dimmed, you look down, and you don't see your normal skin color, its more white than normal (Not Caucasian white) You hit your knee, instead of hearing nothing, you hear a "Clang!" then you find out, You are a robot. you look to your right and see a panel, it says,"Subject X 0052: Fully Restored." Then humanoid-like aliens come in, and they ask you one very simple question:
"What is your name?"
Your Response?

For anyone who is curious of my response, it would be "Oranges, The Anti-Scurvy Device"

 

[MetalPhoenix]

I guess I'd go for HAL or Marvin

 

[IBlackKiteI]

Yutte Von Burger-Speil, King of the Pixie Pies of La-La Land.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Not Sure.

Cookies for reference, and to prevent a low content post...

 

[Marik2]

Jesus.

'Cause nobody mess with dah Jesus!

Especially Kung Fu Action Jesus

 

[enzilewulf]

Bender

King Thomas the Lovable and Indestructible.

 

[Freedomario]

I think you need to lay off the meth sugar so late at night.

you mean the idea, or the name?
if it's the idea, it's something i thought of while in my usual daydreaming in school
if it's the name, a friend of mine (and a friend of his) came up with that name a while back, and i liked it.

 

[katsumoto03]

Sonny. I really enjoyed i, robot and I'm lame enough to use a reference as a name.

 

[hittite]

Dent, Arthur Dent.

If you get the reference, no cookie for you! Seriously, it's painfully obvious. i sort of hate myself for making it.

 

[viranimus]

my response would be...

yeah, totally not impressed. where can i get a drink?

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

"Your mother." That'll learn'em.

 

[silver wolf009]

Mary Margret Cathrine Denine

Any one who can get that refrence gets a cookie bigger than the moon for being awesome.

 

[anaphysik]

Not Sure.

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Idiocracy, I think.

Honestly, I would probably just say my first name. It's simple and what I'm already accustomed to responding to.

No, if I were in the military and sent back to the past, then I would say Luke Skywalker, and that my dogtags were lying. (Likewise, cookie for reference.)

 

[GenericAmerican]

"Me? I'm Noone, pleased to meet you."

I am pretty sure that there is not a single person on these forums that knows this reference/character. (The name is pronounced, No one. But spelled Noone, just to clarify.)

 

[x434343]

I'd break out my plasmids and yell, "FUCK YOUR NONEXISTANT UTOPIA!"

 

[Dynamite Headdy]

It depends on the alien. I mean, I might count dwarves and vulcans as human, and stuff like grays or Invader Zim is still humanoid. "Humanoid-like" encroaches on this sort of territory. [http://starslip.com/2009/02/13/starslip-number-977/]

My answers, respectively:

State my full name, so that they could look me up in their records and confirm that I'm lucid;

Give my nickname and start asking questions;

"AAAAAAAAAWHATHAPPENEDWHATSHAPPENINGOHGOD"

 

[Ldude893]

Dent, Arthur Dent.

I'm sorry, they don't have tea in this Utopian future.