You wake up in a Utopian future...

[Freedomario]

YOU STOLE THE START OF MY NOVEL!!!

i am so sorry, i swear i wont read your book then alright?

 

[Kenko]

Jesus.

'Cause nobody mess with dah Jesus!

Except for aliens with no interest or care in the world about human religion?

OT: I'd probably just tell them my own name. And if im not caucasian white, wth am I ? Hispanic blue?

 

[jawg_t-j]

"my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father (robot father) prepare to die.

possible cookie for the reference if sombody else in the forum hasnt already jumped on that band wagon.

 

[HardkorSB]

I have to ask:
How is being a robot equal to "an utopian future"?

 

[RatRace123]

Geth...

 

[roguetrooper96]

"Who am I? I'm starving who are you"
"Tiddlywinks the kn*bgoblin"
"We are legion..."
Or I could use a classic...
"I'm a vampire, Blaeh!"

 

[DeepComet5581]

YOU STOLE THE START OF MY NOVEL!!!

i am so sorry, i swear i wont read your book then alright?

*glares*

 

[anaphysik]

No, if I were in the military and sent back to the past, then I would say Luke Skywalker, and that my dogtags were lying. (Likewise, cookie for reference.)

...Is that a Stargate SG-1 reference? The episode where they go back to 1969, aptly titled 1969?

I don't think so... but eeh

...O'Neill I miss you.

Most definitely. He also claims to be James T. Kirk.

 

[Xan Holbrook]

'I am Zarathustra the Godless!'

Nice! A little Nietzsche never hurt anyone...

(Y)

 

[Kingsman]

I have to ask:
How is being a robot equal to "an utopian future"?

Immortality, ease of information gathering, unlimited sensory inputs, freedom from disease, starvation, and drought... to say nothing of increased strength or mental capacity.

Sounds like a utopia to me.

 

[HentMas]

Jesus.

'Cause nobody mess with dah Jesus!

Except for aliens with no interest or care in the world about human religion?

OT: I'd probably just tell them my own name. And if im not caucasian white, wth am I ? Hispanic blue?

my guess is he is thinking along the lines of the robots from the movie "I, ROBOT"

OT: i would say "Que? perdon pero no entiendo ingles!? QUE ESTA PASANDO AQUI!!! QUIENES SON USTEDES!!! DONDE ESTOY!!!"