You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... no you don't... the mind-fuckery is more of a mental skill that transfers with the mind... so no, you don't have that.

I wouldn't recommend casting spells either... since you don't know what you're doing... you could... complicate things for everyone.

 

[xmbts]

I can figure it out.

*mutters something*

*An orphanage explodes*

...I'm sure that was a fluke.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I can figure it out.

*mutters something*

*An orphanage explodes*

...I'm sure that was a fluke.

Again... that's a knowledge-based thing... although my body does seem to soak arcane matter like a sponge...

OT:
*Raises a fist against Murdock... but due to this body's programming... it turns into a fist-pump.*

 

[xmbts]

Well at risk of blowing up more orphanages I'll just go impose myself on others.

 

[biscuit86]

um, well this could be interesting.... wait, whats this thing?

 

[xmbts]

I am the embodiment of sex in the form of a muscular right arm...oh joy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*tries to kick Murdock, but the programming kicks in and I just fall over.*

 

[xmbts]

I'll go to the island so the guy with my body can teach me how to blow stuff up with my mind.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry, but since I am only willing to teach you that if you promise to kill Murdock... and since my new programming prevents me from killing that damn meatbag, I cannot tell you anything.

 

[xmbts]

Speaking of meatbag, I don't like all these organs sloshing around, I don't understand how you can tolerate it.
(Oh yes that reference was made)

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... neither do I now that I think of it. (why else do you think I used the word "meatbag" in the first place?)

 

[xmbts]

I assumed it was a reference, since it made me think of that exact dialog.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*struggles to stab Murdock, but ends up cutting him a slice of pizza and handing it to him.*

I hate this so much.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: That reminded me of this, its long.

Log dump 25/05/2010 14:12:23

Command Audio Pickup Detected : Oiii Cyber Doodle;
User Detected: Murdoc Niccals Master Bass Player... Gorillaz.... God;
Action:Listening for Commands;
CMD: Rum!!!;
Unknown command Detected "Rum" No Verb Found;
CMD: Don't just stand there bleeping, get me some Rum!;
Unknown command Detected "Don't just..";
CMD:Bugger it, lets try something simpler, I'll lop off a few words;
Unable to complete command "Bugger it";
CMD:Get. Me. Glass. Full. Rum;
Accepted Retrieving Glass Full Of Rum;
CMD:Eh? Oh it worked! Brilliant. God that is full! Down the hatch;
Unknown command Detected "Eh? Oh it w....";
CMD:Quit the beeping! Aaaaggh!;
Accepted Quitting Error Reporting;Ringtone Volume:0;
CMD:Ice! With Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:More Rum
Accepted Retrieveing Rum
CMD:Ice I wanted it with Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:Another Rum
Accepted Retrieving Rum
CMD:Oh for the love of god I want it with Ice
Accepted Retrieving Ice
CMD:MALL RUMMSZ
Unknown command Detected "MALL RUMMSZ";
CMD:*Coughing detected* I said MOORE RUM!
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:ICCEE! Look, I Always want Ice;
Accepted Setting Global Ice default;
CMD:RUM!;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:Now that's more like it;
Accepted Retrieving "More Like It";
CMD:Ooh more Rum thanks;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:What, more Rum don't mind if I do;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:more Rum?;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:Rum thhhanks!;
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
Action:Infinate Loop Detected; Halted;
CMD:Yoohoo! Robocop! Fetch Rum Pour Favor!;
Running Translation;
Language Detected "Bad French"
Accepted Retrieving Rum;
CMD:hmm, Kebab
Accepted Retrieving Kebab
CMD:What the Ff... It's cold and wet! Oh christ it's full of bloody ICE!
Unknown command Detected "What the Ff..";
CMD:I'll deal with you in the morning! Once I've finished my kebab..
CMD:Now piss off to bed. Haven't you got some charging to do instead of buzzing and beeping all over the place?
Accepted Returning to charging station
CMD:Oh and RUM! before go night night!
Queued:Returning to charging station
Accepted Retrieving Rum
unQueued:Returning to charging station
Accepted Returning to charging station
POWERDOWN::;;
log End;;#

I'll enjoy not doing that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*attempts to kill Murdock with the mouth-gun, but ends up burying him in popcorn.*

 

[xmbts]

Yeah That's going to happen...say do you have any clothes that aren't covered in spikes? This is kind of uncomfortable.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What the hell are you talking about?
All I have are the classic black cape, helmet, and cyber-suit.

And...

*attempts to force-choke Murdock, but ends up sticking fingers in his mouth.*

What the hell?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

...Feelin like da pope.

 

[mParadox]

I bet that was a very good joke if it got me stuck like this.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

So I have a legion of assassins. Not needed.